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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 33m

Keep our name out of your crusty mouth!!!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 39m

Trump on Portland: "It's like the movies you see for the kids, I guess not only the kids, adults also, where you have these bombed out cities and these bombed out people. It's like, worse than that."

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 2h

Lewis & Clark (soon to be) River Otter dominance is taking the west by storm!!

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 3h

On that big swinger her fiancé has

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 1d

For now, a Super Bowl halftime performance isn’t on Taylor Swift’s wish list.

She revealed why and how Travis Kelce factors in ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 4h

Quit fucking with my shit, Google!!!

Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 19h

tech companies blatantly ignoring user consent, exhibit #6379:

Email screenshot:

We’re always working to make Gemini more helpful and easier to use, so we’re
simplifying your Gemini app experience to automatically include publicly available
data from YouTube, Google Maps, Google Flights, and Google Hotels.
This means you will no longer have to manage individual app settings for Gemini to get
the most current and relevant public results for your prompts—such as up-to-the-minute flight prices, helpful video summaries, or local hotel details. As such, you will no longer
see individual Apps settings for these particular services. This new experience will
begin rolling out to all users, including those who had previously turned the settings off
for these services, on October 13.

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 4h

A sleepy, sweaty breakfast hha

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 4h

I really like their Pixel phones, but won't buy a newer version because you can't opt-out of Gemini

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 6h

I had a first this morning when an owl swooped and grabbed my hat during my morning run. Heartbeat hit about 200 for a few seconds there

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 6h

Fucking gross

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 20h

The best decision I ever made was to get a vasectomy! Nothing to be scared about, fellas

DerekIsNormal @auntiederek.com · 1d

Planned Parenthood Great Rivers in Missouri is offering free vasectomies! If you’re in the Kansas City, Rolla, or St. Louis areas, click the link for more info. www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-pare...

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 21h

How the fuck is he still being cast for anything???

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahaha the Bengals are pathetic

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Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 2d

It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

They're "fixing" healthcare for the hospital execs, insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, etc.

Anything short of universal healthcare coverage is not "fixing" healthcare for the everyday citizen. This lying little weasel deserves the worst fate

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: "Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: Republicans are the ones concerned about healthcare. Republicans are the party working around the clock everyday to fix healthcare. This is not talking points for us: we've done it."

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 2d

The GOP has done nothing on healthcare in the 21st century other than stop Dems from improving it. Literally nothing.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: "Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: Republicans are the ones concerned about healthcare. Republicans are the party working around the clock everyday to fix healthcare. This is not talking points for us: we've done it."

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

The cheating Chiefs! Refs couldn't even win that game for ya

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

You're supposed to be reporting objective news, not "winning" some sort of competition?!? God damn, MSM has fucking lost it

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 1d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes let us not judge her based on the words that come out of her own mouth but rather whether or not she created shareholder value

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

D3 games on Flo are produced entirely by the host school with their own equipment. More times than not, the entire broadcast crew is students just trying to make a few bucks. It's criminal that Flo charges so much for rinky-dink streams with such varying quality

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the best college uniforms I've ever seen!!

TK from the Paper @pipedreams.blog · 1d

Montana is breaking out the copper, silver and gold unis for Homecoming this week.

Montana's retro helmet with a grizzly on it.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality.

Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.

Our duty is to stand up to brutality.

Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 2d

I would love for this clown to actually visit Chicago and Portland. Actually walk the streets, day and night, to see what's actually happening. But why worry about facts when he can lie from the white house?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump on Chicago: "It's probably worse than almost any city in the world. You could go to Afghanistan, you could go to a lot of different places."

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 2d

Hahahaha the Cardinals always find new ways to lose football games

Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 3d

I assume "huw-rahh"

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 5d

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality.

2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."

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Senator Beer Farts @senbeerfarts.bsky.social · 4d

Hey troops, HMU for the best vegan food and beer recs in our war-ravaged town!!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."

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