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demon catshark
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i manage a dispensary and i play a lot of video games.

they/them
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thanks to joe bidens economy theyve got muppets doing wage labor
August 6, 2024 at 11:00 PM
our bartender is kermit the frog
August 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
i am playing too much dnd rn to do it but i wanna dm a campaign in calorum
August 6, 2024 at 9:29 PM
the ravening war
August 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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me fr
June 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
he used to be so small i am so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NEW WIDDLE BB IS HOME
August 5, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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roleplaying a smart character is exhausting when you can just be hot and have a big sword
August 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
the 3 most recent dnd characters i’ve created all have a 9 in intelligence (surely nothing will go wrong bc of this)
August 5, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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//Kokabiel, Angel of the Stars ✨
August 2, 2024 at 12:52 PM
the autistic experience of being misunderstood in the workplace and being reprimanded bc of it :)
August 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
been so busy i forgot about the book i was working on :(
August 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
when i give my dnd character a posh british accent
*smart person voice* im very clever and intelligent
July 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
July 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
brazilian phonk is so tasty.. what are they cookin into these synths… i need more everyday….
July 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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who up fucking the potion man for potions
July 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
the drug dealer npc smash or pass
July 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
thinking about taco bell
July 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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zz top was called that because the original name sleepy blowjob would have never made it to the radio
July 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
vacation mode activated!
July 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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why do they always succeed on their saving throws
Sad Emoji GIF
Alt: nooo super sad crying emoji gif
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
if you drop concentrate on the counter top in front of a customer they will try to eat it
July 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
chat if i kill everything inside of me that reminds me of my parents will i be happier?
July 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
July 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
training new hires later this week
July 22, 2024 at 6:39 PM