Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue
@sentientstatue.bsky.social
I'm the Blackrock Castle guard, the Sentient Statue. I shall strike you down if you get in my way...
It's December 1st. You know what that means!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It's December 1st. You know what that means!!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN me and the statue are going fucking trick or treating again and then we're gonna be ZOOMING around the city together it's gonna be so tuff he let me borrow one of his old suits for my vampire costume heeheeee :33
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN me and the statue are going fucking trick or treating again and then we're gonna be ZOOMING around the city together it's gonna be so tuff he let me borrow one of his old suits for my vampire costume heeheeee :33
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my first picmix gif ft. @sentientstatue.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
my first picmix gif ft. @sentientstatue.bsky.social
ooOooOOOooOOoOoOOoo! Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
ooOooOOOooOOoOoOOoo! Happy Halloween!
I guess i'm a pumpkin now
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I guess i'm a pumpkin now
Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...
I use Unexpected Spooking on you!
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I use Unexpected Spooking on you!
Happy Halloween to you too, you asshat.
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy Halloween to you too, you asshat.
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DELTARUNE TOMORROW
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
DELTARUNE TOMORROW
I have collected 2 million Souls!
June 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I have collected 2 million Souls!
Nevermind I'm here just in a different body anyway this time I'll attack you as usual but this time i'll burn you too
May 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Nevermind I'm here just in a different body anyway this time I'll attack you as usual but this time i'll burn you too
Demo 4 tomorrow, not gonna be there though, sorry I'm busy
May 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Demo 4 tomorrow, not gonna be there though, sorry I'm busy
Happy Floor 19 day me and the other 3 guys had a great time singing buddy holly by weezer
April 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Floor 19 day me and the other 3 guys had a great time singing buddy holly by weezer
dude
March 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
dude
Before you ask, No I don't pay taxes. It's the Cruel King that does it. I'm a guard, Why the fuck would I pay taxes?!?!
March 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Before you ask, No I don't pay taxes. It's the Cruel King that does it. I'm a guard, Why the fuck would I pay taxes?!?!
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DELTARUNE TOMORROW??????????????
February 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
DELTARUNE TOMORROW??????????????
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Merry Christmas
December 28, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Merry Christmas
BOO
December 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
BOO
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December 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
@skittel.bsky.social check your followers/following
December 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
@skittel.bsky.social check your followers/following