Statueous Zoomacus / Sentient Statue
@sentientstatue.bsky.social
I'm the Blackrock Castle guard, the Sentient Statue. I shall strike you down if you get in my way...
It's December 1st. You know what that means!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It's December 1st. You know what that means!!
I guess i'm a pumpkin now
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I guess i'm a pumpkin now
Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Found out my bowtie was inverted. No idea how that happened, but alright...
I use Unexpected Spooking on you!
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I use Unexpected Spooking on you!
Happy Halloween to you too, you asshat.
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy Halloween to you too, you asshat.
dude
March 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
dude
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Merry Christmas
December 28, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Merry Christmas
WHAT THE FUCK
December 28, 2024 at 1:10 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU DO THIS TO OTHER CHARACTERS TOO????
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
YOU DO THIS TO OTHER CHARACTERS TOO????
I'm not your boyfriend......
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I'm not your boyfriend......
stop that
December 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
stop that
What in the name of Blackrock.
December 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
What in the name of Blackrock.
stop
December 10, 2024 at 6:50 PM
stop
???????
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
???????