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Sepp
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Someone write this bio for me cause I am a walking ✨existential nightmare✨
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The world is ending, but I’m gonna let it come for me.
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
There’s something to be said about the collapse of our human world being an eminent thing, but the fact that we all collectively worked out what mushrooms you can and can’t eat, and that you can drink the milk of other animals kind of says a lot about resilient we are as a species. IMO
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fell asleep and woke up thinking it was early early morning…11:30pm 😭
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Flood warning LETS GO
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wish we’d all saved our notes from when we were collectively first obsessed with Blue Prince. I’m sure out of context those writings were enough to get us all involuntarily committed. #BluePrince
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I had a dream I was foraging for catnip at the edge of a forest near a shoreline. It was night and there were three moons in the sky.
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Hey Young People! I have a question.

Is Yeerk/Yerk/Yurk some slang that my old ass is unaware of? I've been seeing it a lot in Call of Duty names and I don't think Applegate has anything to do with this.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thanks for the help, everyone 🖤🙏🏼 Y’all are the best!
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well, time to go grocery shopping. Might as well live-skeet my trip.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
November went by way too fast. I didn’t get like half the shit done that I was supposed to.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be here
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Found a cd last night that my ex(but more importantly still dear friend) made for my mum almost 20 years ago(!?)

Turns out neither she, nor my mum remember this cd, yet I do and here it is lmao I've never been on this side of a Mandela effect before XD
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just deleted all the photos off my phone this morning and my storage is trolling me
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There is very little to recommend about Nextdoor as a platform, but I was able to score some power cables I needed, plus a gaming chair for free off a guy who also let me pet each one of his five Maine Coon cats and if that’s not a win idk what is.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My friend once said to me "I never look over at you and feel like I have to stand up straight"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I was lurking Marketplace and Craig's List looking for free C13 to 5-15P cables and instead would up with a free chair. Not what I set out to do, but I'm not complaining.
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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People can absolutely determine the exact location of an image by analyzing lighting, shadows, landmarks, or natural elements in the background. The amount of data needed to identify someone—or even their current location—is shockingly small. Any privacy book worth it's salt explains this.
January 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not including the "secret" one, I'm 2 achievements away from completing everything in Stardew Valley. I need Perfection and I need to beat Prairie King, and I can tell you right now one of these is going to take *way* longer than the other one. #StardewValley
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm about as asocial and solipsistic as they get and even I am getting tired of the way that AI is trying to make social connections a redundancy.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every time I think "They certainly couldn't find a more useless place to put this" they go and do something like shove and AI chat bot in the app I use to manage my Xbox games/send in game messages. @xbox.com Who asked for this, really?
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM