The car conversation is the strangest admission of guilt that also feels manipulative

Also where is the trashy dress she was wearing before? Will we ever see bicep bracelets back in fashion?

FL is clearly upset. Ice cream won't do, but roses will

And confronts him with a weird confession

They're leaving the première in... broad daylight?

Off to watch random kids play football on big tyres

Somehow she's gotten changed from cocktail mini into double cream casual wear, ready for a four hour water fight

Meanwhile, FL has been staring at the floor for hours

Confrontation time, and Fashion Queen wants a race to win the hero

Her schemes are as tacky as her jewellery

Ah, so she's responsible for his terrible neckerchief

Our FL has skipped the première to agonise over the dilemma. He notices her absence. Will he leave with Other Woman?

Seething after watching him save the FL from a car

The cinema is decked out with huge banners of ML's face like he's a benevolent dictator

Terrible Friends turning over a new leaf? Not this early on

Try not to literally shout about your fake marriage at your husband's film premiere, love

Her outfits are getting better as she heads to the première in Soft pink and white

Mr Smooth can't resist accompanying her to the event, so while he stares at her she pumps him for information

Fashion Queen appears to have forgotten half of her dress and has a fringed bracelet worn on the bicep

We're back in the psychological trenches of Full House episode 7

He gets attention by mocking her intelligence, sabotaging her work, then singing to apologise

Given he's a popstar, Jeon Mi-do levels of talent in faking bad singing

Bonjour, Monsieur neckerchief and
deep v neck shirt

#kdramas

Why is she slapping and stroking him at the same time?

Now there's a bizarre rota for communal space and a refrigerator messaging system

The camera work is so strange, up high then below the knees... Why?

Why is he watching her clean? To ask her to the premiere?

That billboard never gets old

This guy can act - talking about his sick sister in such an understated way

And then he spoils the mood by ordering her to come and clean

Now she's figured out why she's the accidental wife

Meanwhile he's had two fashion changes in one morning and is caught eating 'dog food'

Worried ML is in sage and beige (this guy has more fashion changes than Girls Aloud)

Deliberately not calling him, but poking around his childhood bedroom are we?

She'll discover the lost sibling in a minute...

Childhood photos reveal he always had terrible fashion sense and exhibitionism

Woefully underdressed in summer daywear, but glowing at an insincere compliment

After a bout of wrestling with Terrible Friend, he's in an empty house... and she's eating with the in laws

They've broken out the Go Stop game!

Worried about her, he's pacing like my weird uncle

The grey waistcoat, tight black t-shirt and white trouser combo is difficult to pull off. He's a brave man, but at least he's conveniently dressed for three different functions

He can go from the gym to the golf course to a wedding in one day

Close up camera work at the gallery!

Meanwhile, the FL is grumpily eating rice from an industrial sized bowl and DOESN'T CARE what he does

These fantasy moments of attacking Fashion Queen and escaping the house with the rice cooker and cleaning scarf while they're in white tie outfits are excellent 👌

His apologetic face is similar to a guilty dog that's had an indoor accident

While they're drawing rings and watches on each other, I'm wondering if it's permanent ink

The obscenely large wedding portrait has arrived

I'm hearing the Chuckle Brothers during this exchange

They've found the contract... I foresee blackmail

The all you can eat buffet of colour combinations on this sofa - lime green, pink, two shades of orange, and ML is in a sheer crinkly taupe jacket with... a white vest underneath?

The crimes are far beyond blackmail...

A bit of casual people watching to perk her up, and then husband's friend wipes sugar off your face (Ew)

Terrible Friends denied entry to the house. Then decide to casually break in...

Time to enjoy the creepy backlit poster, steal fruit and poke through her computer

Restraining order time

She's hidden the ring. Maybe it's in the porridge.

Confrontation time. Worse than faeces is quite the insult

Hello Luggage my old friend- she's off again

Can't decide what to wear? Two designs on each half of the shirt it is then

Will the RECIPES taped everywhere change his mind?

I'm back (episode 6 of #kdrama Full House, first time watch)

She pulled that ring off pretty sharpish, but now he's scampered off for a... Cold Jellyfish Salad

Is that still a thing?

Fashion Queen's Bedroom reminds me of being a kid and wanting all the ice cream colours in one bowl

My EYES