Serious Llama
@seriousllama.bsky.social
Murder Muppet and @benharris1.bsky.social’s Person, fan of camelids, & etc. DC will always be home, but my heart also belongs to CA, CO, and NM.
The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
I worked out, so I’m having a small treat about it, partially defeating the purpose of working out.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I worked out, so I’m having a small treat about it, partially defeating the purpose of working out.
Mr. Llama won a county-wide photo contest in my father’s mountain community.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mr. Llama won a county-wide photo contest in my father’s mountain community.
Email from Dad starter pack
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Email from Dad starter pack
She didn’t like me at first, but now this cutey accepts scritches when I see her on Tuesdays.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
She didn’t like me at first, but now this cutey accepts scritches when I see her on Tuesdays.
I still get free tequila shots at the Salvadoran Tex-Mex restaurant where I worked 29 years ago.
And it was good to meet my dad out and cheer him up while his wife is in the hospital.
And it was good to meet my dad out and cheer him up while his wife is in the hospital.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I still get free tequila shots at the Salvadoran Tex-Mex restaurant where I worked 29 years ago.
And it was good to meet my dad out and cheer him up while his wife is in the hospital.
And it was good to meet my dad out and cheer him up while his wife is in the hospital.
Look at this beautiful boy!
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Look at this beautiful boy!
This man is a local legend and an entire delight.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This man is a local legend and an entire delight.
Very hard to dress for both 40° and 76° while wearing work-appropriate attire.
I can do this on a desert hiking trail, no problem. But I tend to look pretty feral in that setting.
I can do this on a desert hiking trail, no problem. But I tend to look pretty feral in that setting.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Very hard to dress for both 40° and 76° while wearing work-appropriate attire.
I can do this on a desert hiking trail, no problem. But I tend to look pretty feral in that setting.
I can do this on a desert hiking trail, no problem. But I tend to look pretty feral in that setting.
The shiny wrap dress that reaaally didn’t fit made me laugh out loud.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The shiny wrap dress that reaaally didn’t fit made me laugh out loud.
The Steve Madden sheer polyester floor-length gown with thigh-high slit and a faux leather belt was…a choice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Steve Madden sheer polyester floor-length gown with thigh-high slit and a faux leather belt was…a choice.
Some of the more amusing dresses I tried are in this thread.
It began with a satin cocktail dress with a shawl/cape.
It began with a satin cocktail dress with a shawl/cape.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some of the more amusing dresses I tried are in this thread.
It began with a satin cocktail dress with a shawl/cape.
It began with a satin cocktail dress with a shawl/cape.
I asked for a daytime-appropriate black dress, knee-length or longer to wear to a December funeral. I mentioned that I’m going for a classic look, like Donna Karan, Black Halo, Ralph Lauren.
It was a Nordstrom styling service, so I deliberately chose brands they carry.
It was a Nordstrom styling service, so I deliberately chose brands they carry.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I asked for a daytime-appropriate black dress, knee-length or longer to wear to a December funeral. I mentioned that I’m going for a classic look, like Donna Karan, Black Halo, Ralph Lauren.
It was a Nordstrom styling service, so I deliberately chose brands they carry.
It was a Nordstrom styling service, so I deliberately chose brands they carry.
Settle down there with all of your early holiday season joy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Settle down there with all of your early holiday season joy.
Do it, cowards. It went great in fall 2001. The Congress critters who can’t get to work will love it too.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do it, cowards. It went great in fall 2001. The Congress critters who can’t get to work will love it too.
Gorgeous afternoon for a short forest walk
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gorgeous afternoon for a short forest walk
I have found a new favorite mug in my parents’ collection.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have found a new favorite mug in my parents’ collection.
My father is hosting an arts event this weekend, and there are lots of chores to be done. I chose “jog with dog” as my contribution.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My father is hosting an arts event this weekend, and there are lots of chores to be done. I chose “jog with dog” as my contribution.
This year I get to own the haunted house. Yay!
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This year I get to own the haunted house. Yay!
Found a nice mountain cabin for cheap.
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Found a nice mountain cabin for cheap.
Managed to wear both climbing shoes and heels in the same day. My feet are angry, but I have accomplished some things.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Managed to wear both climbing shoes and heels in the same day. My feet are angry, but I have accomplished some things.
Little treat culture prevails.
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Little treat culture prevails.