Serious Llama
@seriousllama.bsky.social
Murder Muppet and @benharris1.bsky.social’s Person, fan of camelids, & etc. DC will always be home, but my heart also belongs to CA, CO, and NM.
The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The days are short and dark; please enjoy some dogs in snoods.
I need hosiery, so I was trying to search for brands that might fit my body type. And, well, there is no phrase containing “curvy” and “pantyhose” that doesn’t primarily bring up fetish content on Al Gore’s internet.
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I need hosiery, so I was trying to search for brands that might fit my body type. And, well, there is no phrase containing “curvy” and “pantyhose” that doesn’t primarily bring up fetish content on Al Gore’s internet.
I must apologize for J.L. Bach erasure.
W.F., the secret third Bach.
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I must apologize for J.L. Bach erasure.
Went out to MoCo to put the 13 year-old car through the wash. Ended up queuing between a BMW i7 and a Bugatti. At least the staff is likely to be careful here.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Went out to MoCo to put the 13 year-old car through the wash. Ended up queuing between a BMW i7 and a Bugatti. At least the staff is likely to be careful here.
I worked out, so I’m having a small treat about it, partially defeating the purpose of working out.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I worked out, so I’m having a small treat about it, partially defeating the purpose of working out.
Trying to sell @benharris1.bsky.social on climbing Cotopaxi. Surprisingly, “It’s below the death zone!” was not persuasive.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Trying to sell @benharris1.bsky.social on climbing Cotopaxi. Surprisingly, “It’s below the death zone!” was not persuasive.
Mr. Llama won a county-wide photo contest in my father’s mountain community.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mr. Llama won a county-wide photo contest in my father’s mountain community.
Email from Dad starter pack
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Email from Dad starter pack
Made an incredible white chicken chili with fresh jalapeño, Chimayó chile salt, canned Hatch chiles, and cayenne with pickled jalapeños on top. 🤤
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Made an incredible white chicken chili with fresh jalapeño, Chimayó chile salt, canned Hatch chiles, and cayenne with pickled jalapeños on top. 🤤
In the last three years, I’ve spent 112 days in four different short-term rental properties. I am now radicalized about shitty can openers and dull knives.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In the last three years, I’ve spent 112 days in four different short-term rental properties. I am now radicalized about shitty can openers and dull knives.
I’m ordering bathroom fixtures, and the pricing is bewildering. Sure, go ahead and price out the tub and bath drain separately and to the tenth of a cent. No, no need for the toilet tank; just the bowl for me today.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m ordering bathroom fixtures, and the pricing is bewildering. Sure, go ahead and price out the tub and bath drain separately and to the tenth of a cent. No, no need for the toilet tank; just the bowl for me today.
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DDOT continues to publish before/after analyses of safety projects. The numbers for the 9th street NW bike lanes suggest that we should be doing these projects everywhere we can. Crashes plummeted, pedestrian and bike traffic skyrocketed, and vehicle travel times dropped.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
DDOT continues to publish before/after analyses of safety projects. The numbers for the 9th street NW bike lanes suggest that we should be doing these projects everywhere we can. Crashes plummeted, pedestrian and bike traffic skyrocketed, and vehicle travel times dropped.
W.F., the secret third Bach.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
W.F., the secret third Bach.
You know you’re a scarred homeowner when your daytime nap dreams feature catastrophic water leaks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know you’re a scarred homeowner when your daytime nap dreams feature catastrophic water leaks.
A haunted doll might make better choices for me.
Aries: The talking doll has some career advice.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted doll might make better choices for me.
Last night my niece started waving my (empty) wine glass around while declaring “I’m Aunt Llama.” Am I the drunkle?
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Last night my niece started waving my (empty) wine glass around while declaring “I’m Aunt Llama.” Am I the drunkle?
I have formed a posse with my five-year-old niece, the dog, and the cat. I am too powerful for this Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have formed a posse with my five-year-old niece, the dog, and the cat. I am too powerful for this Thanksgiving dinner.
I have reached the half-way point of the Thanksgiving drive, the point where Sheetz vanilla coffee nonsense tastes good to me, a non-coffee drinker, and the point where I no longer believe reaching my destination to be an achievable goal.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have reached the half-way point of the Thanksgiving drive, the point where Sheetz vanilla coffee nonsense tastes good to me, a non-coffee drinker, and the point where I no longer believe reaching my destination to be an achievable goal.
Attempted a similar strategy today. Willed both MD drivers and all of OH not to exist, but it didn’t work out for me.
I have to drive to both Baltimore and Alexandria today, so I’m going to lie under a fleece blanket about it for a little while.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Attempted a similar strategy today. Willed both MD drivers and all of OH not to exist, but it didn’t work out for me.
She didn’t like me at first, but now this cutey accepts scritches when I see her on Tuesdays.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
She didn’t like me at first, but now this cutey accepts scritches when I see her on Tuesdays.
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
We make fun of Maryland drivers, but it’s art the way they turn the right lane of the freeway into a passing lane, have the courage not to yield when making a right on red, and force signals to change by entering intersections against the light.
I have to drive to both Baltimore and Alexandria today, so I’m going to lie under a fleece blanket about it for a little while.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We make fun of Maryland drivers, but it’s art the way they turn the right lane of the freeway into a passing lane, have the courage not to yield when making a right on red, and force signals to change by entering intersections against the light.
I was not into the pumpkin madness of October Trader Joe’s. But egg nog yogurt and stuffing popcorn are November heroes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I was not into the pumpkin madness of October Trader Joe’s. But egg nog yogurt and stuffing popcorn are November heroes.
I have to drive to both Baltimore and Alexandria today, so I’m going to lie under a fleece blanket about it for a little while.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I have to drive to both Baltimore and Alexandria today, so I’m going to lie under a fleece blanket about it for a little while.
For the last three days I have awakened between 3 and 5 a.m. with a screaming migraine. I can’t seem to find the unsubscribe button.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
For the last three days I have awakened between 3 and 5 a.m. with a screaming migraine. I can’t seem to find the unsubscribe button.