The collection in question

The king (my son) waits patiently for the peasant (my husband) to hand over the appropriate tithe (a bite of ice cream)

Kill the Beast officially has a blurb!!!!! A huge huge thank you to Sarah Beth Durst for reading my book and saying such nice things about it 🙏🏻💖

A very satisfying way to spend $50

Current musical obsession. I cannot stop playing this album.

It's official, the fancy-ass eggs that used to be my "luxury purchase" are now cheaper than the bleached-white store brand eggs.
Also I literally took this photo so that if they scanned at a different price at the register I could argue 😆

If you see this, post a witch

(It's me, I'm the witch)

I asked about the state of America in 2029

I mean.
Same energy

*hugs*
Also Waffles says hi

A friend mentioned that she saw my book up for pre-order today, which is how I accidentally discovered that I HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Testing out a new candle holder I got last month. My kitchen counter is a disaster but it was worth it for the aesthetics alone.