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Servalan's Flowers
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Assassins and stories. Can also do graphic design 🔸Relatively civilised 🔸Profile pic by @sophiaea16.bsky.social

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I googled 'do I need to play previous Clair obscur games' in order to find a particularly hilarious Reddit thread.

Gemini, helpfully:
Screenshot of Gemini's reply to my question: No, you don't have to play previous Clair Obscur games for Expedition as it's a standalone title...
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I love that it counted all the hours that I left my Tarnished soulfarming while I cleaned the house 💪
List of top Playstation games for 2025: 1. Assassin's Creed Shadows 2. Clair Obscur Expedition 33 3. Elden Ring 4. Cyberpunk 2077 5. Ghost of Yōtei
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Kinda worried about the spring thaw now

#AssassinsCreedShadows
Capture from Assassin's Creed Shadows, showing Naoe looking at her horse stuck on the frozen surface of the Kameyama castle moat
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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As a relative newcomer to #AO3 publishing, all I will say is, thank you, Jacob Frye.

#ACSyndicate
A screen grab from Archive of Our Own website showing 3,000 hits on an Assassin's Creed Syndicate fanfic.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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A perfect holiday does not exis-

Nevermind, found it.

#GhostofYotei
Japanese woman in a white dress standing on the edge of a cliff side natural onsen in the sunset with a bottle of saké within easy reach
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Yes, we do. Because it is always wrong to pre-judge an individual's political opinion based on the colour of their passport.

Trust me on this one, and free Palestine.
This is why I asked - very early one - do we want Israelis, especially those with dual nationalities, living and living amongst us in our communities. I forsee a LOT of problems coming for all the nations that have backed Israel.
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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When you've got an assassination scheduled for 8, but mochi flour has to be ready by 7

#AssassinsCreedShadows
Screencap from Assassin's Creed Shadows, showing a character in full shinobi gear pounding rice into flour
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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When I quickly jump into #AssassinsCreedShadows just to polish off the new anomalies quests
A screenshot of Yasuke from AC Shadows with sakura blossoms in his hair and katana at the ready, with the caption 'hey there, corrupt entities, it's me, ya boy'
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Gomen nasai, what the fuck? 😆
Screen shot from Assassin's Creed Shadows: Naoe observing a lone shoji screen hovering 30 metres in the air above Lake Biwa
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Today marks 80 years since, as a civilisation, we stopped worrying and learned to love the - you know the rest.

Remember the cranes.
Children's Monument in Hiroshima Memorial Park, with the statue of Sadako Sasaki holding up a large model of an origami crane. The Peace bell is visible in the monument's interior.
August 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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@alsagone.bsky.social I saw this in a hardware store this weekend and immediately thought of you:
A cardboard cutout of a Bluey character in a hardware store barbecue department. The character is holding a cooking spatula and wearing an apron with the words 'world's best chef'.
August 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I love fairy tales, so let's give this a go.
Cover of the book Grimm Tales For Young and Old by Philip Pullman
July 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Funny, I have a friend just like this
Conversation in text messages Yeah, I think I know where this whole shit show is headed and I don't like it - surely everything will be fine - Yeah yeah that's what you told me about Dragon Age as well
June 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Continuing the Sōseki binge
Cover of the novel Kokoro by Natsume Soseki
May 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Hey @teradiamart.bsky.social , want a beer?
A can of Sapporo beer, bought at an Osaka konbini, showing Attack on Titan branding and an image of Levi Ackerman drinking a glass of Sapporo
May 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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And Katsura river at around 2pm, give or take
Katsura river, Arashiyama, Kyōto, seen on a sunny April afternoon
April 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Katsura river at sunset

#ACShadows
Screenshot of Katsura river in Arashiyama, Kyōto, in video game Assassin's Creed Shadows
April 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Let's give this a go.
Cover of the novel "I Am a Cat" by Sōseki Natsume. The artwork shows a black and white cat snoozing on a folded checkered sheet.
April 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Call me old school, but it's not Assassin's Creed until I've clambered on top of a church.

#ACShadows
An assassin silhouetted against the night sky while perching on the cross on top of the Jesuit church in Kyōto (cca. 1583, colorised).
April 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Me: clambers painfully to the sync point, risking life and limb "Ahhh, let's see the view"

The weather: haha nope

#ACShadows
Naoe from Assassin's Creed Shadows perching on a synchronization point while a completely impenetrable snow storm rages all around, blocking the view
April 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Hmm.
Cover of the novel Black Rain by Masuji Ibuse in English translation, showing an photo of the Ground Zero dome in Hiroshima
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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No, we don't, you bunch of LLM muppets
Screenshot of Gemini (I think?) Google response to '11pm CET to NZ time' search request. The generated response states that 'New Zealand has multiple time zones'.
February 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Does anyone know anything about cucumbers? Is this thing ready to pick?
A hand holding a cucumber still attached to the vine
February 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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February is Pride Month in Aotearoa New Zealand. My public transport app this morning 🥰
Screenshot of Auckland public transport mobile app, city map showing the bus icon waving an LGBTQA+ flag
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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An attempt to lessen my ignorance:
Book: Incarnations: A History of India in 50 Lives by Sunil Khilnani
January 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM