computers exist solely to make people upset

the seven layer osi model is just the stages of grief in disguise

Of course you would download a car, dipshits! Information isn't economically scarce!

"You must dox yourself to use the internet" is dystopia shit, and everybody's just going along with it.

If one believes with absolute certainty in succeeding at something that is objectively is a long shot, I would argue it's reasonable to treat that as "delusional".

The delusion isn't in beliving a particular outcome possible, but in the level of confidence that it will come to pass.

ah, the American version of Soviet-era transition programming. "we're experiencing technical difficulties with democracy, please enjoy this selection of recycled health scares while we figure things out"

I like that they fully committed and redid the whole underpass while they were at it