5FtConifer 🌲
@sevennever.bsky.social
I wish I had been much younger when I learned that the key to parenting success is keeping your face neutral like in a passport photo and just giving two thumbs up.
May 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I wish I had been much younger when I learned that the key to parenting success is keeping your face neutral like in a passport photo and just giving two thumbs up.
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For the second day in a row, thousands of brave Palestinians have taken to the streets of Gaza to protest against Hamas’s tyrannical rule and call for an end to the war with Israel
March 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For the second day in a row, thousands of brave Palestinians have taken to the streets of Gaza to protest against Hamas’s tyrannical rule and call for an end to the war with Israel
Listen the only reason I'm binge watching Naked Attraction is because of all of the science facts that they have peppered throughout the series...
That sounds believable right?
That sounds believable right?
March 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Listen the only reason I'm binge watching Naked Attraction is because of all of the science facts that they have peppered throughout the series...
That sounds believable right?
That sounds believable right?
Oh excel how do simultaneously make life such a living nightmare?
March 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh excel how do simultaneously make life such a living nightmare?
I won tickets to Mid Valley Comic Art Expo! 🎉
February 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I won tickets to Mid Valley Comic Art Expo! 🎉
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Police have not made any arrests in connection with the incident.
Salem Tesla dealership struck by gunfire; police investigating with FBI
Police have not made any arrests in connection with the incident.
www.oregonlive.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Police have not made any arrests in connection with the incident.
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The lawsuit, filed in Washington, D.C., says the actions taken by Musk at the helm of DOGE can only be taken by a nominated and Senate-confirmed official.
Oregon, 13 other states sue to challenge billionaire Elon Musk’s access to sensitive government data
The lawsuit, filed in Washington, D.C., says the actions taken by Musk at the helm of DOGE can only be taken by a nominated and Senate-confirmed official.
www.oregonlive.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The lawsuit, filed in Washington, D.C., says the actions taken by Musk at the helm of DOGE can only be taken by a nominated and Senate-confirmed official.
A progression of same-sex marriage legality across the world. ❤️
February 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A progression of same-sex marriage legality across the world. ❤️
I need a social media site that has a limited "social" aspect, and has 0% "media" involved
February 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I need a social media site that has a limited "social" aspect, and has 0% "media" involved
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JUST IN: B.C. Premier David Eby says he directed B.C. Liquor sales
to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states and remove the highest-selling brands from those states from the shelves of the province’s liquor stores.
to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states and remove the highest-selling brands from those states from the shelves of the province’s liquor stores.
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
JUST IN: B.C. Premier David Eby says he directed B.C. Liquor sales
to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states and remove the highest-selling brands from those states from the shelves of the province’s liquor stores.
to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states and remove the highest-selling brands from those states from the shelves of the province’s liquor stores.
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Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
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If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
Gritty the real one!
January 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Gritty the real one!
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Come check out this All-Ager Rager!
Saturday, February 1st, 2025 - Why Won’t You Die, Redsun, Trials, Riddled at Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer, OR - $10 - 6:00pm - All Ages
#WWYD #WhyWontYouDie #WWYDPDX #Redsun #Trials #Riddled #RadnessEnsues #Crust #Metal #DeathMetal #Keizer #Salem
Saturday, February 1st, 2025 - Why Won’t You Die, Redsun, Trials, Riddled at Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer, OR - $10 - 6:00pm - All Ages
#WWYD #WhyWontYouDie #WWYDPDX #Redsun #Trials #Riddled #RadnessEnsues #Crust #Metal #DeathMetal #Keizer #Salem
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Come check out this All-Ager Rager!
Saturday, February 1st, 2025 - Why Won’t You Die, Redsun, Trials, Riddled at Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer, OR - $10 - 6:00pm - All Ages
#WWYD #WhyWontYouDie #WWYDPDX #Redsun #Trials #Riddled #RadnessEnsues #Crust #Metal #DeathMetal #Keizer #Salem
Saturday, February 1st, 2025 - Why Won’t You Die, Redsun, Trials, Riddled at Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer, OR - $10 - 6:00pm - All Ages
#WWYD #WhyWontYouDie #WWYDPDX #Redsun #Trials #Riddled #RadnessEnsues #Crust #Metal #DeathMetal #Keizer #Salem
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BREAKING: Donald Trump announced a trade war and sanctions against Colombia after it turned away two U.S. military flights carrying deported migrants.
This is what isolationism looks like. It’s not going to end well.
This is what isolationism looks like. It’s not going to end well.
January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump announced a trade war and sanctions against Colombia after it turned away two U.S. military flights carrying deported migrants.
This is what isolationism looks like. It’s not going to end well.
This is what isolationism looks like. It’s not going to end well.
The last image isn't a meme but it sure is an F'ing joke.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The last image isn't a meme but it sure is an F'ing joke.
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
As a fan of Noise music (or a Foiser as we like to call ourselves) I know that a song is really hitting peak when I am suffering in more than one way, and I can pinpoint why I deserve it.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
As a fan of Noise music (or a Foiser as we like to call ourselves) I know that a song is really hitting peak when I am suffering in more than one way, and I can pinpoint why I deserve it.
I wonder, when a noise artist watches another noise artist on stage busily & nonsensicaly pounding away at a pile of electronic mishagosh, do they ever see a cord going toward a box and before they even hear the sound think "Ah, Yes! this ol' familiar progression of squeals! Good choice"
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wonder, when a noise artist watches another noise artist on stage busily & nonsensicaly pounding away at a pile of electronic mishagosh, do they ever see a cord going toward a box and before they even hear the sound think "Ah, Yes! this ol' familiar progression of squeals! Good choice"
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
If you flash your husband as he leaves for work, he'll spill his coffee everywhere, and you'll have to clean it up 'cause he's already late, but it's still very funny.
January 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you flash your husband as he leaves for work, he'll spill his coffee everywhere, and you'll have to clean it up 'cause he's already late, but it's still very funny.