Squeeze! squeeze! Squeeze! All the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it. I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me.

Chic and next gen California concrete shoes, not stuffy old new York concrete

Gotta practice sleeping with the fishes

This is precisely how a rich socal Mafia boss would live in a 1970s detective show. Just missing the bodyguards in expensive suits lurking in the background

You telling me the statue of Liberty doesn't have six fingers on her left hand?

I don't think applauding when the lie machine says something that pleases you reflects well on your organization

Smh they've even gentrified the blowjob factory