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I'm a Bujinkan Dojo black belt who likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) and shinobi stuff in general sewerbushido.com
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 4d
"a penniless but powerful Ninja master" is a good way to describe a lot of ninja masters, tbh
The origin of the TMNT and Splinter, as printed on the back of classic Playmates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure packaging: Panel 1 is the Turtles falling through the sewer onto Hamato Yoshi with the text, "The Evolution of the Turtles... A boy's bowl of pet turtles falls into the stench of an underground city sewer. They land on Splinter, a penniless but powerful Ninja master who lives in the muck." Panel 2 features Shredder pouring mutagen ooze down the manhole onto the the normal turtles. The text reads, "Splinter's enemy, Shredder (leader of the evil Foot Clan), pours a disgusting green ooze over Splinter (and accidentally, the Turtles!), hoping to zap him dead." The third panel shows the Turtles and Splinter mutating. The text reads, "Instead, the Turtle pets mutate into Turtle teens, and Splinter turns into the biggest rat ever to face a trap." The fourth panel shows the TMNT with weapons drawn. The text reads, "Splinter, the big cheese leader, teaches the Turtles the ways of the Ninja! Together they form a kick-stomping fighting team for the side of good against the deadly Foot Clan! Get ready for the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Above the story are the Nickelodeon logo (left) and 1987 TMNT logo (right)
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 4h
The logo for the "Tubular Tortoise Karate Warriors" on a TV. The TV is surrounded by action figures of said characters. This is a screencap from a clip of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 - Lost in New Jersey (TMNT Mutant Msyhem universe)
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 9h
it's been a bit, but im writing something new for the website

this time it's about "ninja hand signs" (Kuji)
Donatello from IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles performing this universe's version of the Kuji-In hand mudra "Retsu." I picked this one because it looks only a little different from a real life Bujinkan kamae with mudra called Kongo Gassho
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 10h
I did that a lot with the first one lmao
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 14h
i may or may not be looking at a series of videos call "4-Direction Warmup" involving various ancient Japanese weapons
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 14h
"Ghost of Yotei" is like perfect for me, but i dont own any of this generation's consoles and have no plans

watching streams of it makes me wanna get up and practice martial arts, tho, so there's that
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 14h
that's different lol
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 14h
i would really like it if at least ONE PERSON on Twitch who is streaming Ghost of Yotei would do some stealth stuff

every stream is like "welcome to Ghost of LEEROY JENKINS"
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 15h
sorry, folks

im drowning in paperwork this week
Various handwritten martial arts rank menjo (diplomas) and one printed martial arts teaching menjo, one rolled up Japanese style makimono (scroll), a Mirage Eastman & Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed journal, and a copy of TMNT 1990 on DVD (dual sided; 4:3 and 16:9 presentation)
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 16h
its really only because other people keep bringing it up that i even think about it, yeah
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 16h
i like this strategy

lets keep it going
The Punk Frogs from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (TMNT 1987)
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 16h
regardless of if the story is serious or silly, the vintage toys really did inform my preferred TMNT aesthetic going forward
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 16h
this is my background noise for the next 45 minutes or so #TMNT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 80s/90s Commercials Tv Ads
YouTube video by THE RETRO SCENE
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 18h
Dec 19th!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 | Official Teaser (2025 Short)
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 19h
First clip from ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: CHROME ALONE 2’ drops, set in the ‘MUTANT MAYHEM’ universe.

The Turtles head to New Jersey on a mission to stop a toy company cashing in on their viral fame.

#TMNT #ChromeAlone2 #MutantMayhem
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internet bird @shoebill.moe · 19h
I think it should be a rule that you can only describe your position as a "ninja" if a daimyo has felt the cold kiss of your blade's steel in the dead of night. We need to have standards here, people.
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There Is a Psychic War Being Waged On Your Soul

Today's comic was written and penciled by my wife! (I did inks and colors) I am very proud of her and want to encourage her to make more art and speak her mind. The neighborhood my wife and I live in is a battleground. Dueling graffiti marks the…
There Is a Psychic War Being Waged On Your Soul
Today's comic was written and penciled by my wife! (I did inks and colors) I am very proud of her and want to encourage her to make more art and speak her mind. The neighborhood my wife and I live in is a battleground. Dueling graffiti marks the signposts, walls, and pavement. Messages of love and mercy to the Palestinians being starved and murdered, vs insults against these messengers and calls to bring home the remaining Israeli hostages.
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 2d
if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 4d
"a penniless but powerful Ninja master" is a good way to describe a lot of ninja masters, tbh
The origin of the TMNT and Splinter, as printed on the back of classic Playmates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure packaging: Panel 1 is the Turtles falling through the sewer onto Hamato Yoshi with the text, "The Evolution of the Turtles... A boy's bowl of pet turtles falls into the stench of an underground city sewer. They land on Splinter, a penniless but powerful Ninja master who lives in the muck." Panel 2 features Shredder pouring mutagen ooze down the manhole onto the the normal turtles. The text reads, "Splinter's enemy, Shredder (leader of the evil Foot Clan), pours a disgusting green ooze over Splinter (and accidentally, the Turtles!), hoping to zap him dead." The third panel shows the Turtles and Splinter mutating. The text reads, "Instead, the Turtle pets mutate into Turtle teens, and Splinter turns into the biggest rat ever to face a trap." The fourth panel shows the TMNT with weapons drawn. The text reads, "Splinter, the big cheese leader, teaches the Turtles the ways of the Ninja! Together they form a kick-stomping fighting team for the side of good against the deadly Foot Clan! Get ready for the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Above the story are the Nickelodeon logo (left) and 1987 TMNT logo (right)
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · Nov 7
a TMNT cake with these candles was offered at grocery stores for several years when i was a child. i always wanted that cake for my birthday but that sort of thing is expensive

and now i'm learning that the part i wanted most, the candles that look like the toys, were available separately all along
TMNT birthday candles from the 1980s featuring the four Ninja Turtles and Shredder. They look to be based off the 1st wave 1987 Playmates toy designs the same candles from the first photo in unsealed blister packaging from 1989
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · Feb 9
watching TMNT 1987 on TV

Ninja Turtles: "TURTLES FIGHT WITH HONOR!"

@mousewife.ninja: "Turtles should fight with weapons"
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 2d
remember not to engage him directly
Wolverine in a classroom explaining ninja strategies to his students: "No!! What part don't you understand?! If a ninja master confronts you head on, that means that other ninjas are going to attack you from the sides and from behind. A ninja master never confronts you unless he himself is the--"
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 2d
i doubt Peter Laird wont be coming after you personally, so definitely read the rest of it
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SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 2d
aaaaaa i was wondering how you got through Tales so fast

you know how many YEARS i was getting that book in the mail, right?
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Ryan Molina @battlegeekplus.com · 2d
And done with all Tales of the TMNT vol 2! Caught up on everything Mirage related that’s available on comixology. I think the original Mirage TMNT has become my fav incarnation of them so far.

A lot of stuff from the 1987 series gets adapted into later Mirage stuff which is neat.
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Ryan Molina @battlegeekplus.com · 2d
@sewerbushido.com MEET FEET!
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