Of course his name is Chad and he’s from Naperville. Dude just had to check off all of the bad stereotypes. Glad he’s banned from all parks.
#whitesox #diamondbacks #mlb

This regime is gutting vital services relied upon by millions...all to extend even more tax cuts (and subsidies) to the super-rich.

(Art work by @doodlebymeg)

So I found out through DNA testing that I have the gene that hates cilantro… but I love cilantro. I’ve decided that this is my X-Men mutation super power.
#xmen #superpower #dna #cilantro

How’s this legal?

😯

Having shingles is like getting a tattoo. Only instead of ink being injected into your skin, it’s acid, and the artist is putting the needle in way too deep.

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Watching the NFL Network. Guy on TV “we are currently in the Chiefs end zone where the Chiefs did not spend a lot of time in.”

That is such a great burn. 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Leaders of the Free World,

Fight him at every turn.
Make his life miserable.
Expose his ignorance and sociopathy.
Oppose and condemn and marginalize him.
The decent people of this nation are not with him.

We stand with you.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-world...

In a sew of awful news, here is a sliver of happiness. Just adopted a new puppy yesterday. Here is some cute puppy snores.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

It’s crazy what a Christian can learn when they actually read the Bible…

I am so disappointed in Target right now. You have stood up for what was right in the past, but apparently aren’t willing to anymore. 😡 #dobetter #target

Just found a live scorpion on a roll of paper towels just chillin. Excuse me while I go burn down my house. #nope