Shawna from Sex Siopa
@sexsiopa.bsky.social
✨ Ireland's most beloved multi-award winning toy boutique✨
🌈 Qu33r & Female owned since 2012
☘️ Based in Ireland
💌 [email protected]
🌈 Qu33r & Female owned since 2012
☘️ Based in Ireland
💌 [email protected]
To the guys using that one photo of Patrick Bateman on their dating profiles - what exactly is your end goal there, Champ?
April 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
To the guys using that one photo of Patrick Bateman on their dating profiles - what exactly is your end goal there, Champ?
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Wherever I can I like to buy my toys and props from indy sellers, and @sexsiopa.bsky.social is one of my favourite people, especially when she stocks stuff like this 😁
You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂
You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂
January 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Wherever I can I like to buy my toys and props from indy sellers, and @sexsiopa.bsky.social is one of my favourite people, especially when she stocks stuff like this 😁
You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂
You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂
It finally happened. My parents argued with my sister for several minutes that the very clearly AI generated images they found on FB of unmasked firefighters shielding a box of hedgehogs and saving a cougar from the LA fires were, in fact, real.
January 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It finally happened. My parents argued with my sister for several minutes that the very clearly AI generated images they found on FB of unmasked firefighters shielding a box of hedgehogs and saving a cougar from the LA fires were, in fact, real.
Dear Nintendo, from the bottom of my heart I'm begging you to name a level in the next Mario Kart "Cherry Tomato Bridge."
Go raibh maith agatomato,
Shawna
Go raibh maith agatomato,
Shawna
January 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear Nintendo, from the bottom of my heart I'm begging you to name a level in the next Mario Kart "Cherry Tomato Bridge."
Go raibh maith agatomato,
Shawna
Go raibh maith agatomato,
Shawna
People: Shawna, you own a spicy toy shop! You must have a very adventurous and ever-present sex life.
Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀
Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀
January 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
People: Shawna, you own a spicy toy shop! You must have a very adventurous and ever-present sex life.
Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀
Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀
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It's winter and the fact that men could be dressing like this yet choose not to is misogyny
January 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's winter and the fact that men could be dressing like this yet choose not to is misogyny
Nothing has made me laugh quite as hard this week as listening to @mattlieb.bsky.social explaining to Hollywood legend and icon Debra Winger why he and Daniel refer to the Bad Hasbara listeners as "hogs."
January 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Nothing has made me laugh quite as hard this week as listening to @mattlieb.bsky.social explaining to Hollywood legend and icon Debra Winger why he and Daniel refer to the Bad Hasbara listeners as "hogs."
Aw. Nothing like getting rear ended at a stop light by an octogenarian and being told "you're grand, keep moving" like it was your fault. Christ what I wouldn't give for a slice of that man's audacity.
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Aw. Nothing like getting rear ended at a stop light by an octogenarian and being told "you're grand, keep moving" like it was your fault. Christ what I wouldn't give for a slice of that man's audacity.
Whoever gave straight men access to the phrase "casual but consistent" on dating apps needs to be shot out of a canon aimed directly at the window of a thumb tack / mouse trap factory.
January 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Whoever gave straight men access to the phrase "casual but consistent" on dating apps needs to be shot out of a canon aimed directly at the window of a thumb tack / mouse trap factory.
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"and Thatcherism, which did NOT die"
"What about the safety of those sleeping rough? What about their concerns? If you’re scared to walk down O’Connell St at night, then what of the people who have to spend all night, every night, on those same streets, cold, hungry and possibly in pain?"
Surrealing:
www.thejournal.ie/readme/surre...
Surrealing:
www.thejournal.ie/readme/surre...
Surrealing in the Years: 2025 begins on a Dickensian note, and not in a fun way
It was not the best of times.
www.thejournal.ie
January 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"and Thatcherism, which did NOT die"
Attended Silent Cinema in Galway last night to watch 100 year old p0rn with about 30 other strangers. Can confirm: nothing changes in human desire. We loved lesbian nuns then, and we love them now.
January 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Attended Silent Cinema in Galway last night to watch 100 year old p0rn with about 30 other strangers. Can confirm: nothing changes in human desire. We loved lesbian nuns then, and we love them now.
If anyone is wondering what the deal is with my cover photo, I was hitting off my sister's vape before we got in the river and I decided I needed to be John Everett Millais's Ophelia....but with Crocs.
January 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If anyone is wondering what the deal is with my cover photo, I was hitting off my sister's vape before we got in the river and I decided I needed to be John Everett Millais's Ophelia....but with Crocs.
Absolutely not. Even if the gemstones are flush, you'd still have to deal with bacteria cultivating in the settings. Also I'm anti-monarchy so...
@sexsiopa.bsky.social any chance you can sell this? Most expensive sex toy in the world is a dildo worth $1.8 million. Called The Royal Pearl, is covered in 2,000 diamonds, a collection of royal-blue sapphires & very rare pink diamonds,all of which have been flush-set to avoid cutting intimate areas
January 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Absolutely not. Even if the gemstones are flush, you'd still have to deal with bacteria cultivating in the settings. Also I'm anti-monarchy so...
In the spirit of prioritizing #selfcare and more me time in the new year, I've booked myself a double bill of Nosferatu and Babygirl, so I can go home after and absolutely blast the bean off myself.
January 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In the spirit of prioritizing #selfcare and more me time in the new year, I've booked myself a double bill of Nosferatu and Babygirl, so I can go home after and absolutely blast the bean off myself.