Scrabble Grams Passages
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I take the newspaper puzzle #ScrabbleGrams and, after finding the day's four top scoring words, try to construct them into an amusing passage. On Sundays I construct a passage using a week's worth of #NYTSpellingBee pangrams.
Good use of the current nomenclature! Did you offer the bird a ride?
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Good use of the current nomenclature! Did you offer the bird a ride?
Now Elon is giving a speech on the DOWNLINK speed of his satellites, while Donald seems to have fallen asleep. The match is already being CHALKED up as the biggest letdown in history. I'm going to pick up some CARRYOUT, anyone want anything? (2/2)
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Now Elon is giving a speech on the DOWNLINK speed of his satellites, while Donald seems to have fallen asleep. The match is already being CHALKED up as the biggest letdown in history. I'm going to pick up some CARRYOUT, anyone want anything? (2/2)
My mom wrote a shorter, less felonious passage:
Don’t attempt to DEFRAUD us. The PIVOTAL MISHIT ball at the polo match crashed into the SCENERY, not the crowd.
Don’t attempt to DEFRAUD us. The PIVOTAL MISHIT ball at the polo match crashed into the SCENERY, not the crowd.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My mom wrote a shorter, less felonious passage:
Don’t attempt to DEFRAUD us. The PIVOTAL MISHIT ball at the polo match crashed into the SCENERY, not the crowd.
Don’t attempt to DEFRAUD us. The PIVOTAL MISHIT ball at the polo match crashed into the SCENERY, not the crowd.
My pet CENTIPEDE went over the RAINBOW bridge last night. In some ways she was just an ORDINARY CENTIPEDE, but I haven't been this sad since my grandpop passed last year. He also invented an easily FIXABLE HALOGEN headlight, but we had to ANNIHILATE him when he wouldn't stop HICCOUGHING.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My pet CENTIPEDE went over the RAINBOW bridge last night. In some ways she was just an ORDINARY CENTIPEDE, but I haven't been this sad since my grandpop passed last year. He also invented an easily FIXABLE HALOGEN headlight, but we had to ANNIHILATE him when he wouldn't stop HICCOUGHING.
oh no either way I'm a plugger
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh no either way I'm a plugger