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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 9h

Textbooks always say stuff like "250,000 years ago." But then another year passes and it's now 250,001 years ago. But they don't update the textbooks. So what the fuck

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Test

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 3h

Starting to think you didn't take Tom's lessons to heart

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 3h

Aping tiktoks

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 4h

Don't forget that the people yelling "but a dog can't play basketball!" are doing it while accepting giant novelty checks from people telling them to do that instead of play basketball

Unremarkable Internet User @nostaticatall.bsky.social · 4h

Shoutout to this classic

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 6h

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 6h

[realizing halfway through my statement that I forgot to look up a current conservative singer] uhhh... Lee Greenwood?

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 6h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my god are they really acting superior about it?

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 6h

Please enjoy this banger from a tape about dinosaurs I had as a little kid
youtu.be/fNeAINi9omo?...

Mesozoic Mind

YouTube video by Paul Martin

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 8h

Mancow is looking great

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 8h

The first guy to get on a boat must have been so nervous

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 9h

Textbooks always say stuff like "250,000 years ago." But then another year passes and it's now 250,001 years ago. But they don't update the textbooks. So what the fuck

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 12h

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 21h

Who up upping their up

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Well I definitely got that

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know much about cooking, but I did read the title of the book "Salt Fat Acid Heat"

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I think they just go into low power mode

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, music video hosts, that role that is famously still popular

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 1d

Tilly Norwood was only the beginning.

Tech Company Unveils AI-Generated Music Video Hosts

Tilly Norwood was only the beginning.

bit.ly

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

is that good

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 1d

JPMorgan Chase reports that $1.2T of debt is now tied to AI-related companies, making it the largest segment in the investment-grade market (Caleb Mutua/Bloomberg)

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