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spaghetto is the singular form of the plural spaghetti
Pinned
Important annoucement:
And Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die.
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That Grabbing snatch / snatching grub thing would be canonical if dril posted it.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
if the elite pedos are doing eyes wide shut parties I now believe it's because they saw the movie and thought that looked cool, rather than the reverse of the movie being inspired by them.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Man they could have done ONE Avengers without the character for crissakes.
Chris Evans is officially confirmed to return as Steve Rogers in ‘Avengers: Doomsday.’
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I saw a guy wearing this at a quiznos last summer or something and have been losing my mind wanting it since cop cop cop cop cop.
Kirby - Mach-Speed Design t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
2026 is the year I will finally get over myself. 2026 is the Year of Getting Over Yourself.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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[Guy being annoying] and the other thing is, stop annoying me.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Average Facebook Profile
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Entering my December 16th, 2025 Era.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It is actually fine with me if they get yelled at for the small stuff if it really drives home what the reaction to the big stuff will be tbh. As someone who not going to do the yelling in this instance I say let the yellers yell. No skin off my ass.
ragging on a top game studio for using LLM placeholder text is maybe not the most efficient use of time with all the fires currently burning
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Scott Adams state funeral
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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To my home boys out here who are chopped uncs / shakin it like we at the quiznos / remember only God can judge ya / forget the haters cause somebody loves ya.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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What am I, chopped unc?
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Demogorgen on stranger things getting shot point blank by ten thousand army men: [shrugs, scratches ass]

Demogorgen on stranger things slipping on a bunch of marbles and falling down a flight of stairs: [explodes into globs of goo].
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's Tuesday
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I've flown six times in my life.
Oh no, the once-elite airport lounge is now just another crowded space.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Entering my December 16th, 2025 Era.
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is not to discount the efforts of digital animators at all but watching anything cel animated and actively thinking about that process is genuinely brain-breaking.
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's remarkable to me that this one piece panel never saw a vroad repurposing as a meme.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My mom's boyfriend's
granddaughter has requested some truly heinous looking booktok smut for Christmas and I gotta say asking your defacto grandma for this type of shit completely confident in the knowledge she would NEVER read the back of a book is ballsy in a way I respect immensely.
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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From the creators of Grombo -- Furdunk.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM