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Shadow Hedgie 🌻
@shadow.hedgie.social
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shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy

Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere, marked safe from the transphobe mind virus

geriatric millennial, like everyone else here

still looking for the Édouard Drumont of the left
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is there any situation that can't be improved by getting the British Armed Forces involved?
She said the government as well as changing the law on who could book tests, examiners from the Ministry of Defence will be brought in to try to reduce the backlog. The Department for Transport said 36 defence driving examiners will be brought in to conduct tests one day week for a year.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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My “I’m a faithful” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Streeting denies plotting against PM after leadership claims "I'm a faithful" - Wes Streeting denies plan to challenge Starmer as PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Andrew Sullivan
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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you are like little baby

"similar to zoning approval in the US"
The deal required him to obtain planning permission from the Council, similar to zoning approval in the U.S. In part, said DePree, it involved preparing and filing a detailed plan for the future use of the hall—as a community resource and events space—based on feasibility studies, research and community input.
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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sad! I get why he's doing it, but I'm too casual to pay £36pa for a subscription
Unzoomed is shutting down Ads do not make up for the costs of our map provider, even with the generous discount they give us. To keep Unzoomed alive, we are switching to a paid subscription model, with no ads. Free access will be shut down on December 1st, 2025.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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This is not a quality paper with an unfortunate editorial line. This is a once respectable paper abandoning all journalistic standards and sacrificing its reputation in service of even the pettiest political agendas
Part of the push came from the top. As the New York mayor’s race approaches, The Times of London has accelerated its push for more, and largely hostile, coverage of Mamdani. That campaign has been driven internally by Margi Conklin, a New York Post veteran who was most recently managing editor at The Free Press, according two people with knowledge of the situation. Conklin did not edit the de Blasio article, a person familiar with the coverage said.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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what a quote
“It’s a low-interest-rate loan against your own assets with some interesting bells and whistles,” said Chris Whitaker, chief wealth manager at Apriem. One of his clients recently used the strategy to finance a boat.
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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the world if Schubert had died in 1890
an image of a futuristic utopia
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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it can only good happen
Altman is also expanding his roster of advisers. He hired Mike Liberatore, formerly chief financial officer of Elon Musk’s xAI, in September as business finance officer to lead financing for its push into AI infrastructure. He is expected to be crucial to future deals.
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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especially this one (yes it's as stupid as is sounds)
How is Fear & Greed Calculated? The Fear & Greed Index is a compilation of seven different indicators that measure some aspect of stock market behavior. They are market momentum, stock price strength, stock price breadth, put and call options, junk bond demand, market volatility, and safe haven demand. The index tracks how much these individual indicators deviate from their averages compared to how much they normally diverge. The index gives each indicator equal weighting in calculating a score from 0 to 100, with 100 representing maximum greediness and 0 signaling maximum fear.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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So many levels of being the worst
A scammy quote post from someone claiming to be Team Evri: “Hello @shadow.hedgie.social, Thanks for bringing this to our attention, and we apologize for any unpleasant experience you had with us. Kindly FOLLOW BACK and DM -your issues to us with the requested details so we can further assisted you. Thank You”
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Bloomberg wyd
President Donald Trump said he's increasing US tariffs on Canada by 10% in response to an anti-tariff advertisement by sponsored the state of Ontario that has roiled one of the world's biggest bilateral trade relationships.
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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He pretty much came out and said it already
The Federal Government was preparing to “surge” San Francisco, California, on Saturday, but friends of mine who live in the area called last night to ask me not to go forward with the surge in that the Mayor, Daniel Lurie, was making substantial progress. I spoke to Mayor Lurie last night and he asked, very nicely, that I give him a chance to see if he can turn it around. I told him I think he is making a mistake, because we can do it much faster, and remove the criminals that the Law does not permit him to remove. I told him, “It’s an easier process if we do it, faster, stronger, and safer but, let’s see how you do?” The people of San Francisco have come together on fighting Crime, especially since we began to take charge of that very nasty subject. Great people like Jensen Huang, Marc Benioff, and others have called saying that the future of San Francisco is great. They want to give it a “shot.” Therefore, we will not surge San Francisco on Saturday. Stay tuned!
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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a poster advertising Rhodesia "in the sun" with a pristine African vista devoid of humans
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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And people say Germans aren't funny

translation:

For when you're in a hurry.

Böcker Agilo moves up to 400kg of treasures at 42metres per minute – as quiet as a whisper thanks to its 230 V electric motor
an ad by Böcker, the company that manufactored the furniture elevator used in the Louvre heist. It shows a photo of the furniture elevator standing outside the Louvre and reaching up to the first floor. The text below reads: For when you're in a hurry. Böcker Agilo moves up to 400kg of treasures at 42metres per minute – as quiet as a whisper thanks to its 230 V electric motor
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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not to hand it to Abu Mazen but
Got it. We saw you speaking with Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas at Sharm el-Sheikh. What did you say to him? Well, you know, he's a much different man in person than he is in public. But he congratulated me. He said, you’ve done something that–he said “I've been through seven Presidents.” You know, he's not a young guy, but he looks fantastic, right? He said—I knew him from my first term. He actually came to the White House. And he's respected by the Palestinians. He is respected as a sage, you know, as a figure, but he said, “You've done something. I've been here for many presidents. He said you've done things that no other president would have done.” He said, “What you did is not, not even possible to do. I can't believe that you did it, but I congratulate you.” He was very nice. But he said other presidents would have never done this.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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you joke but
Some investors are turning to ETFs that seek to amplify the return of MicroStrategy shares using borrowed money or derivative contracts. One such fund, the Defiance Daily Target 2x Long MSTR ETF aims to double the daily return of the stock and has attracted $1.8 billion in assets since it launched in August. Other funds allow traders to make inverse bets. Chase Furey has turned $700,000 of his parents’ retirement assets into $1.8 million by investing in MicroStrategy and a related leveraged ETF. Chase Furey, a 25-year-old trader in Newport Beach, Calif., said he started buying bitcoin-related stocks including Coinbase Global, MicroStrategy and BlackRock’s bitcoin ETF in October. Hoping to turbocharge the gains, he moved all of his investments, worth about $112,000, into the Defiance ETF instead and has grown his portfolio to about $400,000. The Harvard graduate, who studied economics in college, convinced his parents to let him manage $700,000 of their retirement assets. He said he came up with a “less dangerous and smarter” plan for them, investing 27% of their portfolio in the Defiance ETF and the rest in MicroStrategy shares. The money has more than doubled to $1.8 million, he said.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I prefer this presentation of the data
the same data, presented in a way that makes it much clearer that only 10% of people think they'll go to hell, 48% think they'll go to heaven, 41% don't know
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Sideshow Bob in a uniform standing in front of a Union Flag
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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worse, he fucked with the money

and they still won't shut him up
The scandal has also soured Sequoia’s relationship with some top Middle Eastern investors. One financier based in the region who has worked with Sequoia described Maguire’s comments as “a humiliation”. “A lot of sovereign wealth funds from this part of the world are not going to work with this guy, that’s for sure . . . he is not welcome here,” he said. “You work for your limited partners and founders, you are entrusted with serious capital by investors,” the person added. “This is not good for the brand.”
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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tl;dr
Two buttons meme the buttons are labelled "Lose a talented Muslima and torch our relationships with Middle Eastern SWFs" and "Rein in our specialest boy poster/partner" the man looking at them sweating is labelled "Sequoia Capital"
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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A young Franz Joseph I of Austria, with a speech bubble pointing at the quoted post
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Absolutely cursed leaflet
SEX EDUCATION NHPUK campaign to take sex education out of schools and put it back in the hands of the parents where it should be. Schools should be for teaching about Jesus, English, Maths, Geography, History, Science, Sports and Computers, With the absence of Jesus Christ within our society, our children are being confused in primary and secondary schools, Society as a whole is being misled with immorality and financial greed. NHPUK OPPOSE AND CAMPAIGN TO CANCEL THE FOLLOWING: 1 Lower Traffic Neighbourhood Schemes (LTN) (reopen all LTN Road closures/resrictions) 2 Ultra Low Emission Zones (ULEZ) 3 All new vehicles to be made electric by 2030 4 Net Zero targets 5 15 minute zone cities 6 Carbon free housing targets by 2035 7 20mph speed limit (put back to 30mph except outside schools) JOIN NHPUK For £22 a year today! Join here: nationalhousingparty.uk/join-nhpuk/ We are a young political Party who have stood in multiple local elections in London, Merseyside, South Gloucestershire East Midlands and Greater Manchester. Are you politically homeless? Would you like to stand in local elections for us? Would you like to speak to us about a local issue you need help with? Contact us! Donate here: PayPal.me/NHPUK We have firm but fair policies, so why not check them out on our website: NationalHousingParty.uk TIONAL HOUSING 2 e NHPUK 2 ^ ART Contact the National Housing Party North- 07544 002 164 South- 07552 685 908 www.nationalhousingparty.uk 凶 admin@nationalhousingparty.uk @NHPUKleader @NHPUK_TV @NHPUKOfficial @NHPUKPressOffice Printed, published, & promoted by National Housing Party United Kingdom. 45 Gower Street, Oldham, OL 1 3UR NATIONAL HOUSING BART NO MORE REFUGEES My name is John Lawrence and I am the leader of the National Housing Party United Kingdom SOCIAL/COUNCIL HOUSING CRISIS! We campaign to put UK citizens first for social housing, NHS, and jobs. The Labour Party, the Liberal Democrats and the Conservative Party continue to flood our country with permanent s… HOUSING AND RENT PRICES ARE OUT OF REACH FOR MOST UK CITIZENS If you want to get a mortgage you must pay a 10% deposit in order to be accepted by the bank for a loan. For example, if the property you wanted to get a mortgage for was priced at £500,000, the deposit would be £50,000 which is out of reach for most people. Millions of UK citizens can not get on the housing ladder. This is because our housing market has been on the globalist housing market for decades. Rich billionaires from around the world including the Middle East, China, USA, India, and Russia have and continue to buy up thousands of properties including football clubs. Buying properties in the UK is seen as a very good investment, for these international billionaires. FOREIGN INVESTORS = HIGHER PRICES This has pushed UK housing prices through the roof, making them far too expensive for ordinary people and has forced the UK public to compete on the global stage against billionaires, with only one winner. Many of the properties are never even occupied and are treated purely as investments with the value of the property always rising. Many UK council flat tenants have also purchased their flats on the right to buy scheme and have then sold the property to these mega rich foreign investors. These foreign investors then rent the properties out to the UK public for up to £400 a week just for a one-bedroom ex council flat. Foreign ownership of properties in England and Wales has trebled since 2010, from 88,000 to 250,000 in November 2021 (source: Centre for Public Data). THE WAY FORWARD We are in a major housing crisis because of Globalism and immigration. We need to nationalise our housing market to give ordinary UK citizens a fair chance in life. We need to set a reasonable future date for all foreign owners of property and land (including football clubs), to sell their assets to a UK citizen. This would create a healthy free market within the borders of the United Kingdom. If they fail to sell to a UK c…
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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going to have to have a chat with 10-year-old me
Even a 10-year-old can learn and use Litex easily, because its syntax is almost identical to natural language and they can use their common sense to understand it. This is the key to the success of Litex. let x R, y R: 2 * x + 3 * y = 10 4 * x + 5 * y = 14 2 * (2 * x + 3 * y) = 2 * 10 = 4 * x + 6 * y y = (4 * x + 6 * y) - (4 * x + 5 * y) = 2 * 10 - 14 = 6 2 * x + 3 * 6 = 10 2 * x + 18 - 18 = 10 - 18 = -8 x = (2 * x) / 2 = -8 / 2 = -4
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Temasek???
The fast-moving talks come after a unit of Temasek, which had made personal loans to at least one of the men secured by their holdings, seized some of the underlying shares last week and sold them, the people said.
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM