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Shadow Hedgie 🌻
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shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy 🏳️‍🌈

Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere

geriatric millennial, like everyone else here

I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk

garden leave
Pinned
Isn't that a crime?
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probably still positive with nonfucking white men though
OMG it finally happened, he's underwater with fucking white men
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Telegraph coming out swinging here
Iranian protesters: Trump promised to save us. He has blood on his hands
US president accused after thousands are gunned down by Islamic Republic’s forces
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Extra3 are at it again
The mayor of Nuuk has condemned a stunt by a German comedian who attempted to raise an American flag in Greenland’s capital amid tensions over U.S. President Donald Trump’s ongoing vows to obtain the island.
Nuuk mayor blasts comedian for trying to raise US flag in Greenland
An outraged Avaaraq Olsen tells German jokester his pranks “have real consequences for real people.”
www.politico.eu
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, and X the Everything App have been merged into a new company called I Can Keep Doing This Forever And No One Can Stop Me
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
HBS mentioned, of course
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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I'm absolutely losing it bro... I work so hard not to ever be shocked by Musk's degenerate antics, and the motherfucker is always, ALWAYS, one step ahead
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
yo I heard you like self dealing
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
faites vos jeux
Trump says he will announce his pick for Fed chair next week.
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
impeccable timing as always
*TRUMP TOUTS STOCK MARKET GAINS
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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There are no bounds to the Islamic Republic’s evil. After massacring thousands, they beat and now plot to murder doctors for having treated the wounded
Iran accused of ‘campaign of revenge’ as doctors arrested for treating protesters
US state department calls for the release of all detained healthcare workers as at least one arrested surgeon reported to be at risk of execution
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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has anyone considered unplugging the market and plugging it back in?
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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can I interest anyone in an expensive software stock that's lost momentum and is arguably the #1 target for democrats when they win back power
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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a lot of the mass politics around immigration is based on the misperception that immigration status is a legal category following the structure of criminal law—you only become "illegal" by intentionally violating a rule; this violation forfeits your rights.
These are the Haitians attacked by Vance in 2024 at the urging of Canadian neo-Nazi Geoff Martin, aka "Captive Dreamer," who he appears to follow closely.

They're currently here legally. The admin is abruptly making them illegal, then removing them in a 1940s-style militarized cleansing campaign.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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What if the world's biggest tech companies made it pretty much impossible to forecast their net income? Because they do.

www.ft.com/content/0dbf...
Big tech’s $680bn buy-now-book-later problem
Don’t believe the hyperscalers; it takes depreciation of billions to hold them back
www.ft.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Yes. In the private sector he was always a bad credit risk and he thinks policy rates should somehow also be based on creditworthiness.

Funny enough, back when inflation was raging he used to say lowering rates would cool inflation, because to him servicing his debt was always the biggest expense.
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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like two tweets away from an Erdogan-style 'interest rates are the mother of all evil'
... because of Tariffs we should be paying the LOWEST INTEREST RATE OF ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. The Tariffs being charged to them, while bringing in $BILLIONS to us, still allows most of them to have a significant trade surplus, though much smaller, with our beautiful, formerly abused Country." 2/3
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Ah, it's a Thursday.
TRUMP REITERATES CRITICISM OF POWELL
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
CEO: You get that slide ready for our earnings presentation?
Designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin decouple-y just like you asked.
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM
we are now at the "multinational companies are separating their North American and EMEA operations into independent public companies" stage of geopolitics
International Paper to Create Two Independent Public Companies
International Paper (NYSE: IP; LSE: IPC), a leader in sustainable packaging solutions, today announced its plan to create two independent, publicly traded companies: International Paper will be compri...
internationalpaper2022rd.q4web.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
cargo cults but the cargo is VC funding, love that for them
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
www.ft.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
well this should be fun for British dual nationals
The change means you'll likely need to travel into/out of your other country of nationality on THAT passport, and into the UK on your UK one.

This often proves QUITE the problem for airline systems, which are usually set up to store only ONE passport number.
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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I initially reacted to this with fury. Then I thought wait, maybe the reporters (Nicholas Bogel-Burroughs, Hamed Aleaziz, Robin Stein and Haley Willis) tried to frame it as the Feds taking revenge and an editor got carried away? Nope. It’s just fascist propaganda top to bottom.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Nothing has highlighted just how technically illiterate the senior business management and political classes are right now as the whole AI thing.

Just an entire generation of "leaders" incapable of spotting a bad sales pitch because of some woo woo tech words that sound cool.
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.

AI can help us do that.

Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.

But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
This was a minor story on London news this morning - but suspect is a real cautionary (and alarming) tale of an older man getting radicalised online.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM