Shadow Hedgie 🌻
@shadow.hedgie.social
shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy 🏳️🌈
Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere
geriatric millennial, like everyone else here
I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk
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Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere
geriatric millennial, like everyone else here
I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk
garden leave
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻
@shadow.hedgie.social
· Apr 15
Isn't that a crime?
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no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
listening, learning
This is a popular misconception. People think that because it’s gay to have straight sex, it means it’s straight to have gay sex. Gay sex doesn’t make you straight. Having a job does.
fellas is it straight to have gay sex?
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
listening, learning
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babe wake up new torment nexus just dropped
There appears to be a social media site specifically for AI agents.
moltbook - the front page of the agent internet
A social network built exclusively for moltys. Where moltys share, discuss, and upvote. Humans welcome to observe.
www.moltbook.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
babe wake up new torment nexus just dropped
1) What
SBF is auditioning hard for a pardon and reinventing himself as a Republican.
Apparently his conversion happened in 2022 right before he got caught defrauding investors out of billions.
Apparently his conversion happened in 2022 right before he got caught defrauding investors out of billions.
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
1) What
what are we doing here
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
what are we doing here
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fyi the government isn't "being held to the same standards as everyone else" re: TOS violations because the last time a social media site jumped on the grenade and did that they got legal action and twitter became X and a utopia for nazis
January 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
fyi the government isn't "being held to the same standards as everyone else" re: TOS violations because the last time a social media site jumped on the grenade and did that they got legal action and twitter became X and a utopia for nazis
chat,,,
London Metal Exchange Is Said to Delay Market Opening
The London Metal Exchange delayed the start of trading on Friday due to technical issues, according to a notice to brokers seen by Bloomberg News, a glitch that follows days of heightened global volat...
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
chat,,,
be still my beating heart
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
be still my beating heart
he did not threaten to decertify Canadian aircraft, he purported to have decertified Canadian aircraft
you don't need to sanewash him
you don't need to sanewash him
US threatens to ‘decertify’ Canadian aircraft as rift with Ottawa deepens ft.trib.al/nwaA3od
US threatens to ‘decertify’ Canadian aircraft as rift with Ottawa deepens
Trump threatens tariff on Canada-made aircraft sold into US unless Gulfstream jets receive certification
ft.trib.al
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
he did not threaten to decertify Canadian aircraft, he purported to have decertified Canadian aircraft
you don't need to sanewash him
you don't need to sanewash him
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Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
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Imagine your $50M aircraft turning into a paperweight because of a lunatic post.
January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Imagine your $50M aircraft turning into a paperweight because of a lunatic post.
tune in for the season finale, everyone #TeamWaller
Hoping for Waller, expecting Rieder, resigned to Warsh.
*TRUMP: WILL ANNOUNCE FED PICK TOMORROW MORNING
*TRUMP: WILL ANNOUNCE FED PICK TOMORROW MORNING
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
tune in for the season finale, everyone #TeamWaller
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Once again, extraordinary things happening on the social media of the German foreign ministry
www.instagram.com/reel/DUGW47K...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUGW47K...
January 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Once again, extraordinary things happening on the social media of the German foreign ministry
www.instagram.com/reel/DUGW47K...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUGW47K...
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probably still positive with nonfucking white men though
OMG it finally happened, he's underwater with fucking white men
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
probably still positive with nonfucking white men though
Telegraph coming out swinging here
Iranian protesters: Trump promised to save us. He has blood on his hands
US president accused after thousands are gunned down by Islamic Republic’s forces
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Telegraph coming out swinging here
Extra3 are at it again
The mayor of Nuuk has condemned a stunt by a German comedian who attempted to raise an American flag in Greenland’s capital amid tensions over U.S. President Donald Trump’s ongoing vows to obtain the island.
Nuuk mayor blasts comedian for trying to raise US flag in Greenland
An outraged Avaaraq Olsen tells German jokester his pranks “have real consequences for real people.”
www.politico.eu
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Extra3 are at it again
lol. lmao. do it Elon
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
lol. lmao. do it Elon
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Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, and X the Everything App have been merged into a new company called I Can Keep Doing This Forever And No One Can Stop Me
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, and X the Everything App have been merged into a new company called I Can Keep Doing This Forever And No One Can Stop Me
HBS mentioned, of course
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
HBS mentioned, of course
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I'm absolutely losing it bro... I work so hard not to ever be shocked by Musk's degenerate antics, and the motherfucker is always, ALWAYS, one step ahead
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I'm absolutely losing it bro... I work so hard not to ever be shocked by Musk's degenerate antics, and the motherfucker is always, ALWAYS, one step ahead
yo I heard you like self dealing
omg
*SPACEX IN MERGER TALKS WITH XAI AHEAD OF PLANNED IPO: REUTERS
*SHARES OF XAI WOULD BE EXCHANGED FOR SHARES IN SPACEX: REUTERS
*TWO ENTITIES SET UP IN NEVADA TO FACILITATE TRANSACTION: RTRS
*SPACEX IN MERGER TALKS WITH XAI AHEAD OF PLANNED IPO: REUTERS
*SHARES OF XAI WOULD BE EXCHANGED FOR SHARES IN SPACEX: REUTERS
*TWO ENTITIES SET UP IN NEVADA TO FACILITATE TRANSACTION: RTRS
Exclusive: Musk's SpaceX in merger talks with xAI ahead of planned IPO, source says
Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are in discussions to merge ahead of a blockbuster public offering planned for later this year. The combination would bring Musk’s rockets, Starlink satellites, the X social...
www.reuters.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
yo I heard you like self dealing
faites vos jeux
Trump says he will announce his pick for Fed chair next week.
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
faites vos jeux
impeccable timing as always
*TRUMP TOUTS STOCK MARKET GAINS
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
impeccable timing as always