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Shadow Hedgie 🌻
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shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy 🏳️‍🌈

Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere

geriatric millennial, like everyone else here

I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk

garden leave
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Isn't that a crime?
I have to say, I love that US TikTok users are getting the full Oracle user experience from day 1
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
eat your heart out, vomiting camel
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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If I complain about Stephen Miller and you reply with "what do you expect from a zio" that's an instablock
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
proceed with caution since I don't think this has been verified, but: oh boy.

not without irony though, considering
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Still figuring out whether I'd be more offended to learn that they are trading on this or that they aren't trading on this
absolute scenes

*TRUMP: DOLLAR IS DOING GREAT
*TRUMP DOESN'T THINK DOLLAR DECLINED TOO MUCH

*BLOOMBERG DOLLAR INDEX FALLS MORE THAN 1% AFTER TRUMP REMARKS
*DOLLAR TUMBLES AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED WITH ITS DECLINE
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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BREAKING: The Doomsday Clock has been set to WINE O’CLOCK
January 27, 2026 at 9:37 PM
long knives long knives long knives
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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This nonsense from Yglesias is a) historically exceptionally dubious and b) eugenicist nonsense.

A delightful combination, and by delightful I mean, slimy.
The extent to which many Americans think Britain is a devastated and zombie-filled hellscape cannot be overestimated.
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
right, that's enough gender. pack it in, everyone
Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks at the Trump rally: "They're playing this song -- Macho Man. Every hard-working woman deserves a Macho Man. And I see a whole lot of it all around me! But the number one macho man you're gonna hear from in a little while."
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
exquisite timing too, thank u mr president
absolute scenes

*TRUMP: DOLLAR IS DOING GREAT
*TRUMP DOESN'T THINK DOLLAR DECLINED TOO MUCH

*BLOOMBERG DOLLAR INDEX FALLS MORE THAN 1% AFTER TRUMP REMARKS
*DOLLAR TUMBLES AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED WITH ITS DECLINE
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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absolute scenes

*TRUMP: DOLLAR IS DOING GREAT
*TRUMP DOESN'T THINK DOLLAR DECLINED TOO MUCH

*BLOOMBERG DOLLAR INDEX FALLS MORE THAN 1% AFTER TRUMP REMARKS
*DOLLAR TUMBLES AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED WITH ITS DECLINE
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
poets: never not at it
It's a poem by Rilke, and I thought at first "that's fine, all of Rilke's poems must be translated to Polish by now, right?"

Well... Turns out all of the ones he wrote in German are, but this is one of the ones Rilke wrote in French.
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
take that MattY
It is the Tuesday after Burns Night, and thus dinner is haggis tacos.
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
anti-growth coalition thwarted again 🫡
*MARTHA’S VINEYARD WIND PROJECT TRUMP HALTED IS REVIVED BY JUDGE
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Take my country's fucking name out of your mouth and don't talk about it like it's a lab experiment, you disgusting fucking freak
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
what a country. Two more VoNC today and neither of them could get enough deputies on board to topple the minority government
French PM Lecornu survives no-confidence votes as budget moves forward
French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu on Tuesday survived two new no-confidence votes after forcing his budget through the National Assembly, France's lower house of parliament, clearing a key hurdl...
www.france24.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
the cognac apocalypse continues @wostem.bsky.social
Louis Vuitton ADRs +2% on Q4 print

*LVMH 4Q FASHION & LEATHER ORGANIC SALES -3%, EST. -2.94%
*LVMH 4Q WINES & SPIRITS ORGANIC SALES -9%, EST. -1.13%
*LVMH 4Q US ORGANIC REV. +1%, EST. +0.82%
*LVMH 4Q ASIA EX. JAPAN ORGANIC REV. +1%, EST. -2.1%
*LVMH FY RECURRING OPER INCOME EU17.76B, EST. EU17.15B
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Today's one of those days where the Dow Jones Industrial Average price weighting scheme proudly shows off its absurdity.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Anne Frank's family had their German citizenship stripped from them under the Eleventh Decree to the Law on the Citizenship of the Reich in 1941. Since they had never become Dutch citizens, they were officially stateless at this point, lacking what Arendt termed "the right to have rights."
To avoid the possibility Holocaust remembrance might lead to empathy for migrants, Trump's antisemitism envoy claims Anne Frank "was in Amsterdam legally."

In reality, Margot Frank received a summons to go to a labor camp on July 5, 1942. After ignoring this call, they were in Amsterdam illegally.
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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if your position is that the tech is worthless, will go away on its own, is inherently bad, etc etc, you are going to die on that hill. there are absolutely bad actors in the space and you are passing over the bad actors to stake a losing position about the code
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I see the Nasdaq crackdown on Chinese small cap frauds is in full swing
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
"partner"? 👀
In our reporting for the book and stories, sources who came into contact with Musk and his son, X Æ A-Xii, told us that he kept the child around Twitter's office to act as a security blanket. His children are there for his disposal.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
hmm hunterbrook have thrown a lot of stuff at the wall but how much of it is actually breaking through?
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Bit of a theme developing at Bellingcat this year.
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM