Robert Long
@shadowangel71.bsky.social
ShadowAngel71 on PSN, Twitch, YouTube… ImprovRobert other places… I deal comics, do comedy and play Dead By Daylight, sometimes in that order.
From a friend in Portland:
“There’s like 20 protesters max at the #ice facility but I know they would love a photo opp
Everyone saying to just go naked because it’s legal here, and play yackity sax”
Yo, #Portland finna be the greatest protest in American history.
#WeThePeople
“There’s like 20 protesters max at the #ice facility but I know they would love a photo opp
Everyone saying to just go naked because it’s legal here, and play yackity sax”
Yo, #Portland finna be the greatest protest in American history.
#WeThePeople
September 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
From a friend in Portland:
“There’s like 20 protesters max at the #ice facility but I know they would love a photo opp
Everyone saying to just go naked because it’s legal here, and play yackity sax”
Yo, #Portland finna be the greatest protest in American history.
#WeThePeople
“There’s like 20 protesters max at the #ice facility but I know they would love a photo opp
Everyone saying to just go naked because it’s legal here, and play yackity sax”
Yo, #Portland finna be the greatest protest in American history.
#WeThePeople
Season 5 of You is the most soap opera shit I’ve ever watched… and I watch professional wrestling on a regular basis.
@netflix @YouNetflix
@netflix @YouNetflix
April 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Season 5 of You is the most soap opera shit I’ve ever watched… and I watch professional wrestling on a regular basis.
@netflix @YouNetflix
@netflix @YouNetflix
Moving’ on up… to the East Side… to a deeeeeeluxe assortment… in the sky-yi-yiiii….
#deadbydaylight #twitch #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor #horror #comedy #randomhashtag
#deadbydaylight #twitch #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor #horror #comedy #randomhashtag
April 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Moving’ on up… to the East Side… to a deeeeeeluxe assortment… in the sky-yi-yiiii….
#deadbydaylight #twitch #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor #horror #comedy #randomhashtag
#deadbydaylight #twitch #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor #horror #comedy #randomhashtag
April 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by Robert Long
Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
April 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."
I read that Megan 2.0 is just a reskinned Terminator 2: Judgement Day, and now I can’t unsee that.
#horror #comewithmeifyouwanttoreboot
#horror #comewithmeifyouwanttoreboot
April 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I read that Megan 2.0 is just a reskinned Terminator 2: Judgement Day, and now I can’t unsee that.
#horror #comewithmeifyouwanttoreboot
#horror #comewithmeifyouwanttoreboot
There is an RC Willey commercial that ends with “By the power of yadayada, I cast Magic Missile.” Guy rolls, table celebrates.
Magic Missile hits automatically. You only roll damage. The table is celebrating the damage.
This bothers me every time I see it.
#NerdWorldProblems
Magic Missile hits automatically. You only roll damage. The table is celebrating the damage.
This bothers me every time I see it.
#NerdWorldProblems
March 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There is an RC Willey commercial that ends with “By the power of yadayada, I cast Magic Missile.” Guy rolls, table celebrates.
Magic Missile hits automatically. You only roll damage. The table is celebrating the damage.
This bothers me every time I see it.
#NerdWorldProblems
Magic Missile hits automatically. You only roll damage. The table is celebrating the damage.
This bothers me every time I see it.
#NerdWorldProblems
Anybody wanna give @annakendrick47.bsky.social my number? Pretty sure we’d have a great time just hanging out and cracking jokes at each other. And my EQ is pretty high. Just sayin. #whatshypergamy?
March 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Anybody wanna give @annakendrick47.bsky.social my number? Pretty sure we’d have a great time just hanging out and cracking jokes at each other. And my EQ is pretty high. Just sayin. #whatshypergamy?
March 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pleasepleaseplease tell me we’re doing Bendis’ run. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease. Please. Please. Please.
#Daredevil
#Daredevil
March 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Pleasepleaseplease tell me we’re doing Bendis’ run. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease. Please. Please. Please.
#Daredevil
#Daredevil
I used a coupon at the grocery store today.
The kid in my heart would like to point out that it was a digital coupon, so I’m not old yet.
But instead of watching the Daredevil premiere episodes, I’m listening to the firehose of lies.
#WhoAmI?
The kid in my heart would like to point out that it was a digital coupon, so I’m not old yet.
But instead of watching the Daredevil premiere episodes, I’m listening to the firehose of lies.
#WhoAmI?
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I used a coupon at the grocery store today.
The kid in my heart would like to point out that it was a digital coupon, so I’m not old yet.
But instead of watching the Daredevil premiere episodes, I’m listening to the firehose of lies.
#WhoAmI?
The kid in my heart would like to point out that it was a digital coupon, so I’m not old yet.
But instead of watching the Daredevil premiere episodes, I’m listening to the firehose of lies.
#WhoAmI?
Reposted by Robert Long
This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.
Rather Be Lucky Than Good... youtu.be/xh8Jf1nls-w?... via @YouTube
#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor
#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor
Rather Be Lucky Than Good...
YouTube video by Robert Long
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Rather Be Lucky Than Good... youtu.be/xh8Jf1nls-w?... via @YouTube
#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor
#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor
February 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Yknow the Fox TV execs were hoping someone who be attacked by a bear screaming for their family member to push the button, right? #Extraction
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yknow the Fox TV execs were hoping someone who be attacked by a bear screaming for their family member to push the button, right? #Extraction
I don’t understand… does @WWE have a ladder you can set up in Indianapolis and climb to where the belts are hanging in San Antonio? #royalrumble #SNME
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don’t understand… does @WWE have a ladder you can set up in Indianapolis and climb to where the belts are hanging in San Antonio? #royalrumble #SNME
Reposted by Robert Long
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
Well this is fun.
January 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well this is fun.
January 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m watching Beast Games; I’m wondering what number Ben Richards is and when Mr. Beast changes his name to Killian.
#runningman #iykyk
#runningman #iykyk
January 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m watching Beast Games; I’m wondering what number Ben Richards is and when Mr. Beast changes his name to Killian.
#runningman #iykyk
#runningman #iykyk
I will crush these children, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their mothers.
#dbd #DeadbyDaylight #Conan #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #GnarlyBoxingDay #HappyHanukkah #KickassKwanza
#dbd #DeadbyDaylight #Conan #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #GnarlyBoxingDay #HappyHanukkah #KickassKwanza
December 29, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I will crush these children, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their mothers.
#dbd #DeadbyDaylight #Conan #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #GnarlyBoxingDay #HappyHanukkah #KickassKwanza
#dbd #DeadbyDaylight #Conan #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #GnarlyBoxingDay #HappyHanukkah #KickassKwanza
The live action “How to Train Your Dragon” is still a cartoon.
Change my mind.
#howtotrainyourdragon
Change my mind.
#howtotrainyourdragon
December 3, 2024 at 10:32 PM
The live action “How to Train Your Dragon” is still a cartoon.
Change my mind.
#howtotrainyourdragon
Change my mind.
#howtotrainyourdragon
