Merry Christmas !!

my girlfriend is so fucking autistic she didn't realize we've been dating for 6 months. thought i wanted to go by "partner" because i didnt wanna be committed when it's just because im nb

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

"If a journalist calmly and truthfully explaining the problems with an industry or the problems of a company, with no embellishment, just explaining what the problem is directly to camera, comes off as a threat or comes off as a motive, then perhaps that industry is the problem."

What's important here is that we, the media, take the message away from "rich people are literally letting you die for profit" to ... literally anything else. After all, we, as a media group, are owned by rich people.

i think all factors put together this is probably the best of the mammals

not to pull a "thing, japan" but holy shit kewpie mayo is bomb

A combo named “The Holy Trinity” with a really good caesar salad, a cup of french onion soup, and a small side of fries. I will make a billion dollars

gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month

I mentioned I graduated HS in 2010 and one of the undergrads said he “loved the aesthetics of like American high school in 2008” and mentioned he watches old camcorder videos on YouTube.

Seemed crazy to me until he said it’s “so cool seeing what it would have been like to be a teen without phones”

the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice