Truly. I first read it years ago and come back to it often. Thanks for resurfacing it for me!

Her back looks like a fancy button on a vintage dress.

I have outdoor pigs. They regularly knock me down. They really should pay. I’m all in on pig revenge. Pigvenge.

Wonderful news, Ian! Can’t wait to read it!

Canada: “Deep in the recesses of my brain, a tiny red hot little flame began to grow…”

I hope the toddlers are also in camo.

We’re still nice though!

Shaindel, Canadians are scared. We’re facing an unprovoked attack from the country that was once our closest ally. We obviously know not everybody there voted for this guy, but somebody did and now, as the much smaller nation, we’re going to be dragged down with you. That’s what you’re seeing.

What is time anyway?

There’s a lovely version of A Child’s Christmas with Denholm Eliiott — a BBC production I think. We watch it every year.

Lovely, and thanks for a positive perspective on fruit flies. * * *