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Shane
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I do philosophy (like actual degree holding not “I am deep trust me”) and photography and wonder what went wrong.
I am now picturing old women pressed against the White House security fence, pressing under age daughters against the fence and waving “rape my kid” signs, hoping against hope that their orange god will grace them with an assault.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Did he carbon date them?

Maybe he counted their rings…
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Leering”?!?

After the “grab em by the pussy” tape women bought shirts saying he could grab them.

We will 100% have MAGAts take 14 year olds to his hitler rallies and offer them like sacrifices.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am positive that would lead to an exchange something like:

“So the price went from $2.59 to $3.19”

“No it didn’t”

“I am showing it right now”

“You are not”

“The price went up”

“2 is actually a bigger number than 3, so it actually went down”
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
D?!?

This should fail him. Regardless of everything else in the semester.

If you are acing physics but explain that you can’t do the problem about calculation of lunar orbits because the moon is an illusion and the earth is flat, you need to be failed.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“Do you realize those two answers disqualify you from a job in reality?”
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well, come visit America! We are giving car loans that last longer than cars too!

Not that it matters, the medical debt will kill you first.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
JFC I hadn’t even thought of that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fucking this.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Probably how much time he actually spent listening to the audio book.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Anyone in a district with the traitors voting for this should loudly visit their senators homes all thanksgiving weekend.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You worthless ignorant moron.

I regret voting for you.

Leave the country so we can better ourselves.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM