Shane Morris
@shanemorris.sucks
Days: Defense and National Security
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
Nights: TikTok Tragedy / Dad
Weekends: Miata and BMX Life
https://shanemorris.sucks
You can't tell me the Collge Football Playoff format is working when Ole Miss is steamrolling Tulane, and we're about to witness more of the same with Oregon hammering James Madison.
The goal should be compeitive football games. That's the product we consume.
The goal should be compeitive football games. That's the product we consume.
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You can't tell me the Collge Football Playoff format is working when Ole Miss is steamrolling Tulane, and we're about to witness more of the same with Oregon hammering James Madison.
The goal should be compeitive football games. That's the product we consume.
The goal should be compeitive football games. That's the product we consume.
If you redact 80% of a document, you didn’t comply.
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you redact 80% of a document, you didn’t comply.
Petition for all of us to watch Louisiana vs Delaware instead of Trump at 9PM EST.
Let Trump know we care less about him than the Delaware... I think they're the Hens? Fighting Hens?
Delaware. Flacco baby.
Let Trump know we care less about him than the Delaware... I think they're the Hens? Fighting Hens?
Delaware. Flacco baby.
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Petition for all of us to watch Louisiana vs Delaware instead of Trump at 9PM EST.
Let Trump know we care less about him than the Delaware... I think they're the Hens? Fighting Hens?
Delaware. Flacco baby.
Let Trump know we care less about him than the Delaware... I think they're the Hens? Fighting Hens?
Delaware. Flacco baby.
Btw, this happens in… 2 and a half hours.
I’m trying to figure out if it’s gonna be a ground invasion of Venezuela or grandpa rambling incoherently.
Which is kinda funny but it’s also not funny for those same reasons.
I’m trying to figure out if it’s gonna be a ground invasion of Venezuela or grandpa rambling incoherently.
Which is kinda funny but it’s also not funny for those same reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Btw, this happens in… 2 and a half hours.
I’m trying to figure out if it’s gonna be a ground invasion of Venezuela or grandpa rambling incoherently.
Which is kinda funny but it’s also not funny for those same reasons.
I’m trying to figure out if it’s gonna be a ground invasion of Venezuela or grandpa rambling incoherently.
Which is kinda funny but it’s also not funny for those same reasons.
Oh no. Not Bill Clinton.
We have to put the brakes on this whole thing.
If this moves forward, we could tarnish the reputation of our 42nd President, and the leader of our modern Democratic Party.
Please, I’m begging you. No more Epstein discussions. We’re risking BILL CLINTON.
We have to put the brakes on this whole thing.
If this moves forward, we could tarnish the reputation of our 42nd President, and the leader of our modern Democratic Party.
Please, I’m begging you. No more Epstein discussions. We’re risking BILL CLINTON.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh no. Not Bill Clinton.
We have to put the brakes on this whole thing.
If this moves forward, we could tarnish the reputation of our 42nd President, and the leader of our modern Democratic Party.
Please, I’m begging you. No more Epstein discussions. We’re risking BILL CLINTON.
We have to put the brakes on this whole thing.
If this moves forward, we could tarnish the reputation of our 42nd President, and the leader of our modern Democratic Party.
Please, I’m begging you. No more Epstein discussions. We’re risking BILL CLINTON.
Drake Maye running 50 yards at a full sprint with his running back Henderson to spring a block is epic, man. The Pats-Bills game is all the drama you could want, and more.
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Drake Maye running 50 yards at a full sprint with his running back Henderson to spring a block is epic, man. The Pats-Bills game is all the drama you could want, and more.
My condolences to everyone facing Trevor Lawrence in their fantasy playoffs this week.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My condolences to everyone facing Trevor Lawrence in their fantasy playoffs this week.
It's absolutely strange seeing how Australian people respond to a mass shooting, versus how Americans respond to a mass shooting.
Shoutout to one badass motherfucker, Ahmed al Ahmed -- unarmed, shot twice, linebacker tackling one of the gunmen. That's some straight up boss shit right there.
Shoutout to one badass motherfucker, Ahmed al Ahmed -- unarmed, shot twice, linebacker tackling one of the gunmen. That's some straight up boss shit right there.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's absolutely strange seeing how Australian people respond to a mass shooting, versus how Americans respond to a mass shooting.
Shoutout to one badass motherfucker, Ahmed al Ahmed -- unarmed, shot twice, linebacker tackling one of the gunmen. That's some straight up boss shit right there.
Shoutout to one badass motherfucker, Ahmed al Ahmed -- unarmed, shot twice, linebacker tackling one of the gunmen. That's some straight up boss shit right there.
For the record, and I’m not trying to brag about this or anything… but there aren’t a bunch of photos featuring me and teenage girls. Not 18. Not 19. Not 17 or 16 either.
You’d be shocked how easy it is to not hang out with teenage girls.
You’d be shocked how easy it is to not hang out with teenage girls.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the record, and I’m not trying to brag about this or anything… but there aren’t a bunch of photos featuring me and teenage girls. Not 18. Not 19. Not 17 or 16 either.
You’d be shocked how easy it is to not hang out with teenage girls.
You’d be shocked how easy it is to not hang out with teenage girls.
Hardcore hip hop saved me from being a lesbian in 2025.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hardcore hip hop saved me from being a lesbian in 2025.
There are only 360 million people in the country. Do they really think two third of us are raging coke heads?
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
There are only 360 million people in the country. Do they really think two third of us are raging coke heads?
I had one of my TikTok followers send me a long ass rant about this, as if I was somehow disrespecting the memory of the young woman who lost her life.
That’s literally not the point here.
If even TRAINED SOLDIERS are victims of gun violence, we have a problem.
That’s literally not the point here.
If even TRAINED SOLDIERS are victims of gun violence, we have a problem.
If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I had one of my TikTok followers send me a long ass rant about this, as if I was somehow disrespecting the memory of the young woman who lost her life.
That’s literally not the point here.
If even TRAINED SOLDIERS are victims of gun violence, we have a problem.
That’s literally not the point here.
If even TRAINED SOLDIERS are victims of gun violence, we have a problem.
I wanna fuck you like an animal — a scientific analysis
Animals have been kissing for over 17 million years, a new study suggests.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
When was the first kiss? Over 17 million years ago, a study suggests.
Evolutionary biologists don’t know why we kiss — but new research suggests kissing evolved long before humans existed.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wanna fuck you like an animal — a scientific analysis
The subtext here being: Dudes from Wyoming were probably fucking the pigs.
A Wyoming county fair is bringing back pig wrestling after a six-year hiatus, with a new rule: No men allowed.
It’s meant to protect the swine after concerns about animal cruelty and pleas for humane treatment surged to county commissioners.
It’s meant to protect the swine after concerns about animal cruelty and pleas for humane treatment surged to county commissioners.
A Wyoming county fair brings back pig wrestling — but with no men allowed
The Teton County fair board sought a compromise after a fierce community debate over whether the decades-long tradition is cruel to animals.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The subtext here being: Dudes from Wyoming were probably fucking the pigs.
If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If only there had been a good guy with a gun near those members of the National Guard in DC today…
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
We are living in the best times. I don’t care what anyone else says.
Reposted by Shane Morris
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Proof that any messy story needs a soundtrack… and this is just absolutely hilarious.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Proof that any messy story needs a soundtrack… and this is just absolutely hilarious.
I host my own GitLab. Github going down... can't hurt me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I host my own GitLab. Github going down... can't hurt me.
I'd hate to be a Clay Higgins incognito tab.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'd hate to be a Clay Higgins incognito tab.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein, noted r*p**t of children, on President Donald Trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey Epstein, noted r*p**t of children, on President Donald Trump
This guy is the biggest fucking idiot imaginable.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This guy is the biggest fucking idiot imaginable.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
I mean, next fucking level stupidity right here.
In like 300-500 years, future humans are going to look back at us like some next-level sociopaths for destroying the planet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
In like 300-500 years, future humans are going to look back at us like some next-level sociopaths for destroying the planet.
For the record. If Donald Trump did blow anyone named Bubba, he’d be the best at it. It would be the most incredible blowjob ever. Believe me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For the record. If Donald Trump did blow anyone named Bubba, he’d be the best at it. It would be the most incredible blowjob ever. Believe me.
I spent yesterday afternoon assembling furniture… and I was bent over and on my knees. This morning I woke up and I feel like that image from the Icy Hot commercial with the dude just feeling his lower back and it radiating red heat.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I spent yesterday afternoon assembling furniture… and I was bent over and on my knees. This morning I woke up and I feel like that image from the Icy Hot commercial with the dude just feeling his lower back and it radiating red heat.