Only Matt and I will ever understand the corporate hell I’m living.

“Kick his ass, Seabass!”

Here’s what I don’t understand: Why didn’t Scott Adams make the (easy) connection between brutal corporate efficiency and the shrinking middle class?

It wasn’t “woke” that killed America. It was the same brutal machine that tried turning us into cubicle drones in the 90s.

Back in the 90s, my dad was a VP at McKesson. Sometimes I would go into the office with him, and he’d stick me in an empty cubicle and let me mess around on the early internet.

Even then, I understood what corporate stagnation felt like. People just looked… blank.

Dilbert understood that.

I don’t think we are gonna see those in Longworth. Sorry to break this news.

I have some bad news to share with you Colette. Are you sitting down?