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Yes, we've all moved over from Twitter.
Leccy blankets are still up there with the best ever inventions.

The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
In a full Letitia Cropley moment, my mum has announced she is making 'pakora cupcakes'.
a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
ALT: a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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The richest individual on Earth should not own the keys to the largest disinformation machine on the planet.

It's not censorship to switch X off. It's common sense.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
How does a crown come off whilst eating congee?
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Kids today in Essex decreeing it isnt fair they have to go to school whilst those in Aberdeenshire don't.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Rumours abound that Estonia will withdraw.

Thanks EBU.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My 15 year old self can instantly tell you this is a first series episode called Ice.

QUALITY.
yesterday i watched the X-Files episode that is basically The Thing but but in 1/3rd the time and no special effects and it's really fun, that's the sort of thing i miss from having tv shows with longer runs. being able to do what feels like in-universe fanfic like that. it's just neat
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Honestly, he has a milliom little girlfriends down his road.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Batch 12837
December 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm not saying I'm respsonsible for the mild weather round my way, but when we had that freezing cold snap a few weeks ago, I bought heated blankets pillows, thermals and those hand warmer thingies.

Haven't touched them in weeks, naturally.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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For those who yearn for a return to the EU, Labour’s cowardly retreat into support for Brexit besmirches its principles. So is the party coming to its senses at last? | Peter Thurlow
What is Labour’s game on Brexit?
For those who yearn for a return to the EU, Labour’s cowardly retreat into support for Brexit besmirches its principles. So is the party coming to its senses at last?
eastangliabylines.co.uk
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Been back to my childhood village in Essex for a funeral.

High Street is littered with tatty flags attached to every lamp post and telegraph pole, and by God, it looks awful.

Everyone I spoke to hates them. So intimidating. Apparently- "Epping Forest council is scared of offending the nasties."
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
May I present the cat the charity said shouldn't be in a home with kids, and it took a lot of arm twisting for them to agree, only relenting after a trial period.

Way too many cats in charity places seem to have a "no kids" rule.

Deep purrs are happening here.
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Right, what's the hashing? #CelebrityTraitors?
October 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Nigel Farage is owned by Russia. Vote Leave was illegally financed by Russia. Brexit was and is a Russian active measure to harm Britain and its home in Europe.
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Leaving the ECHR is just another "cause" that right-wing lunatics can latch onto.

It's Brexit 2.

And like the original most people backing, it don't understand it, don't really believe in what they
are doing and do not care one jot what havoc it causes.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I consider myself to have a broad, international palate, and eat a very varied diet of different cuisines.

So someone tell me why fresh white bread with lashings of butter is just pure perfection?
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Tommy Robinson invited to Israel by Amichai Chikli the Minister of Diaspora Affairs.
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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All that money, and he puts his energy into being a cunt. Mr free speech unless he disagrees. It’s a tv show ffs. Bloody hell the far right are proper snowflakes
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
German friend asked me what TV programmes show authentic UK work culture ahead of a potential job here, and the only thing I could come up with was Slow Horses.
a man with glasses and a suit says it 's because i don 't like you
ALT: a man with glasses and a suit says it 's because i don 't like you
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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"Don't call me racist!", says notorious bigot and xenophobe.
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Nigel Farage is accusing Starmer of inciting violence against him, by calling Reform racist.

Meanwhile Farage literally hugged Lucy Connolly because she incited violence and pleaded guilty to racism.

Absolute MELON!
Farage accuses Starmer of inciting VIOLENCE against him!
YouTube video by Femi
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Another day, another Zia Yusuf interview where he shows those on the right throw their toys out the pram when someone reverse Uno's them!

Yeah, for clarity, Reform are racist as are the followers. If you dont like that label, dont follow Reform and dont be racist.

#SkyNews
October 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Some good news.

London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.

The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM