Marts NUFC
@shanghaimag.bsky.social
Geordie expat in Shanghai. Nocturnal games seem normal
It started with Arthur Cox in the scoreboard.
It started with Arthur Cox in the scoreboard.
when this went in I can’t be the only one who thought if we never won at Brighton again that’s ok. The hex isn’t just on me. #nufc
Mohamed Diame explains crazy goal against Brighton
YouTube video by Newcastle United
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
when this went in I can’t be the only one who thought if we never won at Brighton again that’s ok. The hex isn’t just on me. #nufc
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October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Passing time before Eddie Howes beautiful mags go in the champions league. SHanghai vs Ulsan in the Asian Champions League. Want Shanghai to win but the only result that matters tonight is in Belgium. #nufc
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Passing time before Eddie Howes beautiful mags go in the champions league. SHanghai vs Ulsan in the Asian Champions League. Want Shanghai to win but the only result that matters tonight is in Belgium. #nufc
I trust Eddie implicitly. His team sheet has changed. We have a squad so it’s expected. The panic online is way overblown. -#nufc
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I trust Eddie implicitly. His team sheet has changed. We have a squad so it’s expected. The panic online is way overblown. -#nufc
Fuck me. All my hairs are standing on end they are on goosebumps which stand on goosebumps. I defy any mag to watch this and not clench their fist and make a guttural roar at the end. As Tino says “Get into them!!” #nufc
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Newcastle United on X: "❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨ https://t.co/VOeXVt01CS" / X
❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨ https://t.co/VOeXVt01CS
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September 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fuck me. All my hairs are standing on end they are on goosebumps which stand on goosebumps. I defy any mag to watch this and not clench their fist and make a guttural roar at the end. As Tino says “Get into them!!” #nufc
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Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."
United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧
Ricky Hatton that’s so fucking sad man.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ricky Hatton that’s so fucking sad man.
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Throughout the day – at 12.00, 3.00, 6.00, and 9.00 PM (UK) – we’ll be revealing the contents of our subscription tiers. First up, the prices (and our season long discount offer below).
#FPL #FPLCommunity #PremierLeague
#FPL #FPLCommunity #PremierLeague
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Throughout the day – at 12.00, 3.00, 6.00, and 9.00 PM (UK) – we’ll be revealing the contents of our subscription tiers. First up, the prices (and our season long discount offer below).
#FPL #FPLCommunity #PremierLeague
#FPL #FPLCommunity #PremierLeague
@tfnufc.bsky.social the transfer podcast is superb. Great to hear such insight on the Isak transfer. Essential listening for all mags. #nufc
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@tfnufc.bsky.social the transfer podcast is superb. Great to hear such insight on the Isak transfer. Essential listening for all mags. #nufc
How long before Bluesky removes Isak from our algorithm. He has nowt to do with us now. I’m sick of reading posts by people who haven’t set foot in Antield crowing about how they’re now invincible. #nufc
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How long before Bluesky removes Isak from our algorithm. He has nowt to do with us now. I’m sick of reading posts by people who haven’t set foot in Antield crowing about how they’re now invincible. #nufc
Barca first, knock PSG out in the final round. So excited, though living in Asia I’m aware the time difference is going to kill me. 3 am kick offs on a school night. my wife may kill me first as I don’t do quiet goals celebrations #nufc
August 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Barca first, knock PSG out in the final round. So excited, though living in Asia I’m aware the time difference is going to kill me. 3 am kick offs on a school night. my wife may kill me first as I don’t do quiet goals celebrations #nufc
I missed the rule change that was passed that said all away teams goals are disallowed at Stamford bridge this season. First Eze and now King #fpl protect the cartel.
August 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I missed the rule change that was passed that said all away teams goals are disallowed at Stamford bridge this season. First Eze and now King #fpl protect the cartel.
Thank God Woltemade has finally been confirmed. I was becoming anxious that Liverpool were going to gazump us just because they’re cunts #nufc
August 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Thank God Woltemade has finally been confirmed. I was becoming anxious that Liverpool were going to gazump us just because they’re cunts #nufc
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◾ Club-record deal (€75m + €5m add-ons) 💰
◽ Swooped in after Bayern Munich saw 3 bids rejected 🇩🇪
◾ A goalscorer, but also technically excellent 6ft 6in forward ⚽
🙌 #NUFC finally end their summer-long striker search by signing Nick Woltemade: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
◽ Swooped in after Bayern Munich saw 3 bids rejected 🇩🇪
◾ A goalscorer, but also technically excellent 6ft 6in forward ⚽
🙌 #NUFC finally end their summer-long striker search by signing Nick Woltemade: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Newcastle complete club-record signing of Nick Woltemade from Stuttgart
The deal consists of an initial fee of €75m plus €5m in potential add-ons.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
◾ Club-record deal (€75m + €5m add-ons) 💰
◽ Swooped in after Bayern Munich saw 3 bids rejected 🇩🇪
◾ A goalscorer, but also technically excellent 6ft 6in forward ⚽
🙌 #NUFC finally end their summer-long striker search by signing Nick Woltemade: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
◽ Swooped in after Bayern Munich saw 3 bids rejected 🇩🇪
◾ A goalscorer, but also technically excellent 6ft 6in forward ⚽
🙌 #NUFC finally end their summer-long striker search by signing Nick Woltemade: www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Once upon a time our fanbase were happy to let Coloccini shag our wives. I can’t imagine what our collective thought on what we’d allow Eddie Howe to do. #nufc
August 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Once upon a time our fanbase were happy to let Coloccini shag our wives. I can’t imagine what our collective thought on what we’d allow Eddie Howe to do. #nufc
Is any body else getting this when they try to pick their team. I am currently on a free hit and can’t change subs or pick captain. #fpl
August 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is any body else getting this when they try to pick their team. I am currently on a free hit and can’t change subs or pick captain. #fpl
We have Sandro, Bruno and Joe. We will survive and prosper. Fuck anyone that doesn’t respect our great club. We will continue and they mean nothing. #nufc
August 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We have Sandro, Bruno and Joe. We will survive and prosper. Fuck anyone that doesn’t respect our great club. We will continue and they mean nothing. #nufc
It’s strange that the 6 teams that wanted to break off and join a super league and were fined 5 mill each are the top 6 spenders while everyone else seems to have PSR issues. And they say it isn’t a cartel #nufc
July 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s strange that the 6 teams that wanted to break off and join a super league and were fined 5 mill each are the top 6 spenders while everyone else seems to have PSR issues. And they say it isn’t a cartel #nufc
I was a school kid when Liverpool were dominant in the 80s. All the glory hunters at school supported them. I followed the second division mags with pride. I hated the Liverpool kids. The arrogance over Isak has resurrected a feeling. Not a scouser among them. Fake. All of them. #nufc
July 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I was a school kid when Liverpool were dominant in the 80s. All the glory hunters at school supported them. I followed the second division mags with pride. I hated the Liverpool kids. The arrogance over Isak has resurrected a feeling. Not a scouser among them. Fake. All of them. #nufc