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shankspeare.bsky.social
@shankspeare.bsky.social
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Here for the cats! Here for the dogs!

Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.
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Christmas tree is finally up. The kittens are pondering. Yes, i only put up the fabris ornaments.

#MerryChristmas and #HappyHolidays
Colorful Christmas tree lit up with kitten underneath.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Smart. Here's my owner:
Tiny brown tabby on an orange blanket looking deeply into my eyes. Demanding a Churu.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I'd like to advertise my amazing, endlessly farting kitten:
1 yro tabby kitten asleep on an orange blanket. Endlessly farting.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The baby ate her body weight in dry food while I was at work. The farting has been epic.
#cats #catsofbluesky
Small tabby cat with a huge belly is sleeping on an orange blanket. Adorable but her farts smell like a bioweapon.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
shankspeare.bsky.social
My lil guy is endlessly boopable.
Tan chihuahua side eyeing the camera and looking adorable while sitting on a grey tile floor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
shankspeare.bsky.social
And THIS is why refusing to install internet connected home devices doesn't make you a luddite. It keeps you from becoming a victim.

Few wanted to admit that internet connected heating/AC, plumbing, sound, appliances etc would lead to domestic violence and sexual exploitation but here we are.
120k home cameras were hacked for sexual videos per South Korean police. Article from NY Times.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Happy #caturday to all those that celebrate!!
All black cat and brown tabby cat laying on the smallest box possible with a pink blanket for padding. Both are looking at the camera wondering why I'm not minding my own business.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I give them a hooker high 5
Calico cat rootling in her what nots. Hind foot up for a hooker high five. I miss her every day.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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We love you too.
Brown tabby cat sound asleep on a grey couch console. Her chocolate stripes make me ponder a Reeces.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Tiny wanted me to catch her artistic side. #TabbyTuesdays #Catsofbluesky
A black and white picture of Tiny the brown tabby asleep on the couch console.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Someone is passed out. Big day! #dogs #dogsofbluesky
White and brown brindle pit mix passed out with the tongue out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Tiny looking like a 50s film star.
Tabby cat asleep in black and white photo. She looks like contentment.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
shankspeare.bsky.social
So these two idiots generally hate eachother. Why do I feel like I walked in on something oddly sexual?
#cats #catsofbluesky
All black cat and brown tabby cat laying on a blanket. They are curled up together and staring at me like I interrupted sexy time. Weirdos.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Tiny is wishing everyone a Happy #caturday! She's also hoping I find a Churu stick somewhere.
#catsofbluesky
A brown tabby sits on a blanket with her front paws on a white windowsill. She's looking back at me urging me to get off my ass and find her a Churu stick.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Sames
Tiny brown tabby looking hopeful for a chula tube on an orange blanket.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Ole Midnight Moon over here refused to stop laying on the box going to recycle. So I threw a blanket on it and here we are:
All black cat laying on a peach fleece cat on top of a cardboard box.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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MJ would approve your sacrifice
:)
Old lady calico in all her 17yrs of glory sitting up and staring at the camera on an orange blanket.
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I mean, if that's what we're doing on a Tuesday:
All black cat on blonde wood floor. Full sploot / splay staring up at the camera.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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MJ gets it. She gave me 18 yrs of joy and irritation. She was fine until she wasn't. I miss her every day.
18 yro calico staring at me through the stair spindles. I miss her every day.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Boop
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A Tiny boop for some warm feelings.
#cats #catsofbluesky
A very close up of a brown tabby's nose while she stands on an orange blanket. She is always up for a boop!
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Tiny and Grandpa approve.
Small brown tabby resting her head on and old tuxedo cat's butt. They were napping in a lazyboy covered by an orange fleece blanket.
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The boys say Hey!
A tan chihuahua and a white and brown speckled pitty mix posing for a picture. Borh men look like they pay rent. *they don't
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Maybe they can use them as hurricane hunters after this bullshit is over.
Screenshot from NY Times says: Coast Guard buys 2 private jets for Noem, costung $172 million.
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
shankspeare.bsky.social
So this guy is the epitome of misogyny. When he didn't like my reply to his public post he called me an edgelord.

When I informed him I'm a woman he immediately said I needed classes in manners and blocked me.

Weird that.
Patrick s. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social Total fucking misogynist
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM