@shankspeare.bsky.social
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Here for the cats! Here for the dogs! Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.
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shankspeare.bsky.social
Farmer welfare queens. Perhaps they should stop voting for dipshits.
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shankspeare.bsky.social
Never felt more relaxed then when in Canada.
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Congratulations to all the runners today at the Chicago Marathon!

I hope you’re taking a moment after crossing the finish line and enjoying all that the best big city in the nation has to offer.
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premeemohamed.com
The kitten pausing for one (1) second between running around and causing trouble (and biting her brother on the butt)
a fluffy black kitten with a white patch on her chest fur, sitting on the top level of a carpeted cat tree. her front paws are hanging over the edge.
shankspeare.bsky.social
Let's have a Million Inflata March on DC!!
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
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thomaszimmer.bsky.social
Vought is not interested in “normal” democratic politics: He seeks to “traumatize” civil servants, use the military to suppress protests, and sees Trump as an agent of God’s will. He is convinced to be fighting a noble war to defend his “real America” of white Christian patriarchal rule.
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anniemumary.bsky.social
I was on a road trip today and stopped at a gas station. When I stepped into the bathroom stall, the toilet was plugged into the wall. Apparently it had a heating unit as well as a bidet system. I did not explore the amenities.
shankspeare.bsky.social
Why not? I hit all the buttons in Korea. Ended up with a hot wash on my hoo ha. Weird but, weird.
shankspeare.bsky.social
And better access to state secrets than the Saudis.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"PRIDE GOETH BEFORE THE FALL"

Unless you live in Atlanta, where Pride is this weekend, right in the middle of the Fall.

Happy Pride, Atlanta!
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bonnieblueblue.bsky.social
Blue says better enjoy the pool while the weather is still nice! #BonnieBlue
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50501movement.bsky.social
Your creativity is needed for the resistance! 🐸🐸🐸

#PDXFrog #FrogsOnTheFrontlines #50501Movement #PeoplesMovement
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bonnieblueblue.bsky.social
Pepper waiting patiently (for once 😅) for a disc throw 🥏 #PepperTheGSD #GermanShepherdsofBluesky
shankspeare.bsky.social
That sounds like prison. That's been happening in murica prisons since 1865. For a reason.
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muellershewrote.com
Stove wishes you a happy #Caturday
shankspeare.bsky.social
Eh. People should believe whatever they want.

When people use their religious beliefs to legally control my life, well then... fuck their religion.