Why is making friends as an adult so hard 😭

winter makes me so happy 😩 I can’t stand summer fr

I wanted to join #baddiesky

fuck a ham. Who wanna eat this brown sugar glazed ass.

that feeling of a clean home that smells amazing before bed >

A goofy nigga gon make me fold every time. Whatever you want my lil silly goose

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

Never again 😭 I’ll stay looking dumb and unaware thank you

Unless I see, "was $8,100 now $18.10"...
I'm not interested in no black Friday sale

as an “actual” private person, i can confirm that people become very odd when they can’t figure you out or what’s truly going on in your life and beyond the surface. most importantly, normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life. people be weird asf.

do you ever catch yourself doing something a little too corny that makes you have to recall everything you’ve done in the last month and analyse whether or not you’ve become cringe

My subconscious takes “out of sight, out of mind” to a whole new level by allowing me to forget people in real time.

mfs will really do you so foul and swear they love you :/ if that’s love I don’t want ittttt

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

temptation is everywhere, if your love for me doesn't come with discipline, I don't want it

I can’t believe Bruno Mars hasn’t gotten the easiest bag of his career by putting out a holiday album.