one thing about me and josh is that we fucking love nicole byer
June 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
one thing about me and josh is that we fucking love nicole byer
“shan screamed ‘13 bitches!’ right after rolling a 14… classic”
April 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“shan screamed ‘13 bitches!’ right after rolling a 14… classic”
how great is it to make music with people who also care about the music you’re making? 🤌🤌
April 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how great is it to make music with people who also care about the music you’re making? 🤌🤌
i’m ready for a taylor + lady gaga collab
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i’m ready for a taylor + lady gaga collab
i’m going to start living my life with the confidence of an elderly white man, out for a evening drive. no blinker, just anticipate me, bitch.
March 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i’m going to start living my life with the confidence of an elderly white man, out for a evening drive. no blinker, just anticipate me, bitch.
here’s your reminder that parks & rec is a perfect show, even all these years later
March 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
here’s your reminder that parks & rec is a perfect show, even all these years later
accepting name suggestions for my cpap machine because 7 weeks in, we just had a great night together and i guess i’ll keep her
March 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
accepting name suggestions for my cpap machine because 7 weeks in, we just had a great night together and i guess i’ll keep her
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Our elected officials just danced like monkeys for the world.
Meanwhile, President Zelenskyy just showed the world what power and resilience looks like.
America is crashing out spectacularly and the clips from today will be used as the before/after line.
Meanwhile, President Zelenskyy just showed the world what power and resilience looks like.
America is crashing out spectacularly and the clips from today will be used as the before/after line.
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Our elected officials just danced like monkeys for the world.
Meanwhile, President Zelenskyy just showed the world what power and resilience looks like.
America is crashing out spectacularly and the clips from today will be used as the before/after line.
Meanwhile, President Zelenskyy just showed the world what power and resilience looks like.
America is crashing out spectacularly and the clips from today will be used as the before/after line.
oh my god i just realized it’s only tuesday
February 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oh my god i just realized it’s only tuesday
“i think a lot of people want to kill another person… but we’re a book club so we don’t”
February 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“i think a lot of people want to kill another person… but we’re a book club so we don’t”
that’s just the way life goes, i like to slam doors closed, trust me i know it’s always about me, i love you i’m sorry
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
that’s just the way life goes, i like to slam doors closed, trust me i know it’s always about me, i love you i’m sorry
no better sound than murph clicky clacks on the hardwood floor when she’s comin to find you
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
no better sound than murph clicky clacks on the hardwood floor when she’s comin to find you
my favorite part of any sarah j mass world at this point is the otter delivery service in crescent city
February 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my favorite part of any sarah j mass world at this point is the otter delivery service in crescent city
getchu a josh who will send you cookies at 11pm on a shitty day, even when they’re out of town on a work trip
February 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
getchu a josh who will send you cookies at 11pm on a shitty day, even when they’re out of town on a work trip
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I never want to hear "high performance culture" ever ever ever ever ever ever again.
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I never want to hear "high performance culture" ever ever ever ever ever ever again.
“the gourds are flying, obviously!” -said earnestly at the dnd table
January 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
“the gourds are flying, obviously!” -said earnestly at the dnd table
“every man is on the brink of a tragic death. every woman wields a knife.”
January 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“every man is on the brink of a tragic death. every woman wields a knife.”
sometimes i just get sad thinking about all the amazing books out there that i’ll never get to read
January 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
sometimes i just get sad thinking about all the amazing books out there that i’ll never get to read
how do we get off this timeline?
January 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
how do we get off this timeline?
negotiating with myself that if i put one hamper of clothes away today, i can order takeout for dinner
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
negotiating with myself that if i put one hamper of clothes away today, i can order takeout for dinner
the dialogue and just sheer wit in the mindy project is criminally underrated
January 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the dialogue and just sheer wit in the mindy project is criminally underrated
“anxiety is the ever-present stage of grief, a shadow attached to the heels of its more infamous siblings.” - grief is for people
December 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“anxiety is the ever-present stage of grief, a shadow attached to the heels of its more infamous siblings.” - grief is for people
when t swizzle told us that after the eras tour, these songs would remind us of all the fun we had together that night, she was so right man
December 12, 2024 at 4:51 PM
when t swizzle told us that after the eras tour, these songs would remind us of all the fun we had together that night, she was so right man
Reposted by shan
(Kermit) why are there so many
Shows about murder
Shows about murder
July 2, 2024 at 1:00 AM
(Kermit) why are there so many
Shows about murder
Shows about murder
will i even decorate for christmas because it’s 12/8 and i haven’t even pulled anything out of the garage
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
will i even decorate for christmas because it’s 12/8 and i haven’t even pulled anything out of the garage