Will
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That’s a shame. I thought yours was a family forged in fire.
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Me: “Okay, it’s Wednesday, it’s my beautiful wife’s birthday, let’s make it a great day.”
Daycare: “Yo, we got a norovirus outbreak going around.”
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Doctor stuck a chair behind me at go time in case I passed out. I was fine, but respect that she knew who in the room was most likely to be a problem.
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George Burns taking in a matinee of Pulp Fiction.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart could have met George Washington. He could have even more easily met Ben Franklin.
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Groucho Marx watching Star Wars
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@brassafrass.bsky.social Check out the Sonic/T-Swift themed birthday party invite that came in today’s mail.
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Slightly related, I miss the golden age of weekend syndicated TV. Highlander, Renegade, Universal Action Pack. All the best stuff was on Saturdays around 6.
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They were on a break!

(Sorry.)
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Me: *sees that The Great Outdoors is on TV.*
“Hey sweetie, come in here and watch this funny movie with Daddy.”
Commercial break: Y’all like Freddy Krueger?
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I’m currently the Girl Scout meeting living in fear I may have to help with crafts.
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Yesterday’s party was a junior chef cooking activity, I think next weekend is at one of those American Ninja Warrior gyms.
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Tie between Man on the Moon and Nightswimming. Wife walked down the aisle to a string version of Nightswimming so I’ll give that the edge.
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The yellow cassette of this album stayed in the tape deck of my car in high school for months on end. Tie between Man on the Moon and Nightswimming.
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Released 33 years ago—Oct. 5-6, 1992. Share your favorite track in the comments!
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I’m sure Athens Greece is lovely, but our Athens has The Manhattan so we win.
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That Shane Gillis Bid Light commercial is excruciating on every level.
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My three-year old is being a huge pain in the ass at game time, but if I lock him out of the house for three hours I guarantee you the state would say I’m in he wrong. Unbelievable.
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I don’t think he’s made it over to this app but two of Grassroots Farms’ dogs have gone missing in Souega if anyone has people down there to keep a lookout. www.instagram.com/p/DPWj5eykVG...
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Pregaming the only real way: slugging down the last of my coffee while the kids watch Gabby’s Dollhouse.
UGA coffee mug
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Walking around humming a song about Travis Kelce’s peep because all bets are off these days.
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We are so close to unbuttoned flannel over a band t-shirt season. My time to shine.
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Ever that year they had the Elvis impersonator magician as the halftime entertainment? (I am not making this up, his name was Elvis Presto). Could have pulled Travis’s peep out of a hat.
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Saw him again a couple months ago. Still great!
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My vinyl and hat are on the way. They also got me for the red & black vinyl Decoration Day reissue you have to pick up in Athens. Going to be a pain in the ass for my kids when they have to sort through my belongings one day.
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I just need someone to make some Looney Tunes-length Milk & Cheese shorts.