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Zak without a cause
@sharkjack.bsky.social
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just a large guy refusing to admit he's not a medium
he/him
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couldn't find the disc
Spacehog on on ipod
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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transitional shot with Harrison Ford dialog "you have to get back to your office" Harrison Ford talking to Rachel McAdams "... and wait for your phone call from Jimmy Carter." Rachel McAdams saying "What?" Harrison Ford saying "JIMMY CARTER, SEXUAL OFFENDER"
February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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leap day Williams from 30 Rock
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Frasier saying "As a matter of fact, this day only comes around once every four years." Frasier saying "You know, it's like a free day, a gift." Martin on screen but Frasier saying "we should do something special. Be Bold" Frasier saying "it's Leap year. Take a leap."
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Anthony kedis voice
BILL CAMP
PIPE SMOKE
HIGH PANTS
BLACK SOCKS
bill camp in high pants surrounded by pipe smoke, exposing his black socks from The Mastermind (2025)
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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just leaving this here for anyone who had my confounding first email address ever
james w. styles as taurus interstate '76 vehicular combat poetry [an lgr retrospective]
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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phew I was so worried before that last part
Though horses are still frequently euthanized after breaking a leg, today's procedure is usually accomplished in a more humane manner, like with an intravenous injection of barbiturates, performed by a veterinarian [source: Nessom]. (The American Association of Equine Practitioners does say a gunshot to the brain is acceptable, preferably with prior sedation.)
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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oof imagine being Greg Grunberg and seeing the guy in JJ's new movie in 2010 who plays 'dumb weatherman who says 2 lines and disappears' and he's not played by Greg Grunberg
I guess a reporter or something in Morning Glory (2010)
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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!!!!
jj abrams credits as writer/director on the original Shrek animated short details about the original Shrek animated short
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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we gave him shit for all the lens flare but you'll never guess who produced this mild-ass 2010 pg-13 romcom
credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams credits from Morning Glory (2010) produced by LENS FLARE JJ Abrams
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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why is it the same expression
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
[Eva] What are they for? You never ride your bike. I got these for a song off the Web. Gonna make a bundle selling them at school. Next Donald Trump, huh? [ Chuckles ]
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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from the play episode of Euphoria, not SUPER prescient bc it's only 4 years ago but it's still something bagel lunch sandwich
Lexi: I just feel like in 10 years, technology's gonna get really scary, and we're all gonna wish we'd never used it. Well, all these tech companies are simultaneously developing artificial intelligence and robotics, so it's only a matter of time before they become the new military-industrial complex and start making killer robots. I think there's a big difference between taking selfies and killer robots. Yeah, maybe now, but that gap will close. bagel lunch sandwich
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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frerbrerurary
albums in frames Bobbie Gentry - I'll Never Fall In Love Again Tangerine Dream - Tangram
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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when a man gives you free Cajun chips while you hide in the closet from your, like, passed out main dude, and you're just going wild
norm saying "I brought you some chips." Rebecca saying "Cajun style?" Rebecca saying "nevermind, go ahead"
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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whatever happened to classic sitcoms, simple stories about regular people
Let Sleeping Drakes Lie Cheers S6 E18 Evan Drake is in Europe and has hired Norm to paint his house, Norm tells Rebecca that she can come over and look around the bedroom, which is what he is up to. While Rebecca is up there... Evan Drake is in Europe and has hired Norm to paint his house, Norm tells Rebecca that she can come over and look around the bedroom, which is what he is up to. While Rebecca is up there Mr. Drake comes home early and so Rebecca has to hide. Mr Drake, a very light sleeper is tired as hell and just wants to sleep. Norm can't think of anything and so has to leave her there, after telling the gang at the bar he is sent back there to bail her out. After many failed attempts Norm finally succeeds in two things one getting Rebecca out, and two convincing Mr. Drake that he(Norm) is crazy. Fraiser tells the gang about a patient he saw that morning who is REALLY hot for dancers or anything having to do with dancing, after Fraiser leaves a beautiful girl comes to the bar looking for Fraiser because she had a session with him that morning and left a package in his office Sam likes her and decides to dance his way into her pants. Sam is dancing his brains out and nothing so he asks Fraiser about the beautiful girl he counseled in the morning, Frasier tells him he saw two beautiful girls in the morning one dance-loving and the other fire-loving(pyromaniac), Sam is trying to figure out pyromania when he hears sirens and runs out of the bar. Dagny
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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post nasal drip led to singalongs with this
magnetic fields 69 love songs
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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We Saw You From Across The Bar And Really Dig Your Vibe
mx dayquil and Mr nyquil (generic) have an arrangement
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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oh good this note I found on my phone would actually work
note on phone made too late at night "drag queen name: Sim-Antha Maxis" Sim Ant by Maxis imdb page for actress Samantha Mathis
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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went to add something to the list but it was already there
a running list of tired bits and conversation topics that every new podcast goes through podcast hack Dave Matthews band Chicago incident "this is ALL scripted, by the way" (every podcast does this, it's never funny) Matthew McConaughey/Gary Oldman movie Tiptoes 'eagle eyed listeners...' and the subsequent stumbling over 'eagle eared? elephant eared?' etc etc the Billy Bob Thornton/Jian Ghomeshi incident
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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weird food take: I rip off the pizza crust and lay it down the middle of the life and eat it like a hot dog. because I prefer the ratio of crust to toppings and I'm not left with just a plain crust.
January 22, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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when Tom Selleck put on his chainmail scuba suit to deal with a homicidal robot in Michael Crichton's Runaway (1984), I really expected more than a roomba with a revolver strapped to it
they don't make Tom Sellecks like hey used to pew pew Sgt Threemin NdaBaby blasting a laser into the bathroom my man, Roomba con Revolver flexing Sgt NdaBaby turning the robot off
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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bill from king of the hill reading things and being appalled because it's the first thing he saw at 7am
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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weird
comedian? Tom Anderson's (I think) anti communist album Here We Go Again an arrow hitting a hammer and sickle in a bullseye
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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happy endings? no thank you, I prefer
a sign advertising apartments with LUXURY FINISHES
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM