Zak without a cause
@sharkjack.bsky.social
just a large guy refusing to admit he's not a medium
he/him
he/him
but seriously have you watched yanni videos?
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 AM
but seriously have you watched yanni videos?
early on I went to 'the jamming scissors into your crotch homepage'. there werent pictures or anything it was just a fanpage for people who wanted to talk about the act. the music was a chopped up version of Bob Marley's 'we jammin'. it was explicitly not a euphemism for anything else, just nihilism
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 AM
early on I went to 'the jamming scissors into your crotch homepage'. there werent pictures or anything it was just a fanpage for people who wanted to talk about the act. the music was a chopped up version of Bob Marley's 'we jammin'. it was explicitly not a euphemism for anything else, just nihilism
when a man gives you free Cajun chips while you hide in the closet from your, like, passed out main dude, and you're just going wild
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
when a man gives you free Cajun chips while you hide in the closet from your, like, passed out main dude, and you're just going wild
got "Mormon soaking" on there now too
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
got "Mormon soaking" on there now too
might as well tag @bennyfactor.bsky.social it was a subtweet anyway
January 18, 2026 at 4:29 AM
might as well tag @bennyfactor.bsky.social it was a subtweet anyway
I checked, the lady is NOT nude
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I checked, the lady is NOT nude