“I just think it’s sad players now days can just make money right out in the open rather than the old fashioned way like I did: under the table in a brown paper bag. I even had to take it to the bank myself.” -Greg McElroy, probs

I think Greg should take a principled stand and step down from his job where he’s paid to talk about college football.

Brad Nessler and Gary Danielson

McDonough is great. McElroy is fine. Both are preferable to Klatt/Johnson and Fowler/Herbstreit by orders of magnitude.

Just tons of character.

Imagine being paid millions to sit behind a mic spitting out horrible, and often wildly incorrect, takes (such as this one) five days a week for a couple hours a day.

“We have breaking news <mumbles> that I sourced from other journalists and news media outlets…”

No, Ed. She doesn’t know anything. She exists merely to wear sunglasses indoors and podcast now. In fact, I’m not quite sure ever really knew anything other than how to practice her own particular brand of access journalism, regardless of what Mossberg says.

Same vibe with Springsteen’s “Born In the USA”

Two utterly obnoxious attention seekers.