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Shawty Lo Mein
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I don’t really be talking about nothing for real. This is gonna be a hodgepodge of reposts about politics, sports, pop culture, and whatever tickles my fancy.
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Kamala Harris, July - November 2024: He's going to crash the economy with his stupid tariffs.

Pipol: YOU AIN'T BLACK! B*TCH YOU NEED TO LOSE!

*Trump wins and crashes the economy*

Pipol: OMG Trump crashed the economy and fired everybody! What is we gone do???

Kamala Harris, April 2025
a man in a suit is smiling while sitting at a keyboard .
ALT: a man in a suit is smiling while sitting at a keyboard .
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Adding to this: if you’re only following people who hate Democrats (putting my thoughts on this aside), why would they update you on what the Democrats are doing?

If you won’t spend less time on social media, at least expand your media diet.
At this point, if you’re still saying you don’t see Democrats fighting, it’s because you have chosen not to.

They have social accounts you can follow. Email lists you can join. Local media you can check.

They can’t force you to see them.
February 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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lol if you think that Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was solely about his beef with your Drake, you lack critical thinking skills.
February 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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They need to tighten their belts, then, and make do.
🧐🧐🧐
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It wasnt just Kamala bitch yall gave the entire Democratic party yalls full White asses to kiss now you talkin bout DO SOMETHING mannn do deez nuts fr! Call them muthafuckin Republicans yall elected to represent you!
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Kendrick just opened his mouth, somebody give him a Grammy right now” -Drake
‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Rap Song.
February 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Love this! 🫶🏾
February 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Black History Month! ✊🏾
February 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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30 years from now a Rachel Maddow like figure will come along except she will do exposes on who was paying Ryan Grim, Mehdi Hasan and all the other leftist influencers back in the ‘20s

Rachel could tells us now but those are her friends so we have to wait
January 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
January 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Also…also…Bernie Sanders voted “yea” on Marco Rubio for Secretary of State.

Don’t fucking play in my face with this Bernie shit
January 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I know yall don't like to do it, but yall are going to have to read books over the next four years.
January 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tokens get spent 🤷🏾‍♀️
Vivek's involvement with DOGE lasted negative Scaramuccis
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Folks trying to act cool and aloof about the TikTok ban sound genuinely idiotic. If you don’t get why it’s a devastating and dangerous precedent, that says way more about you than the people lamenting its loss. I learned so much on that app. I saw the funniest shit of my life there. Shit sucks.
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this
November 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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We're not subscribing to 24/7 gloom and doom, so when you see us kiki'ing about some silliness, leave us be.
January 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I called it 😂
December 5, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Currently streaming Not Like Us out of pure spite and I haven’t even listened to this song in a couple months. Drake really moving like a colonizer. Hold that L dude.
November 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Beyoncé- I already paid more to see her than any other artist and I’d do it again.
November 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I’d like to have some and test the theory
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Weak by SWV
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
When Apple Music does my year end review, I already know the top artists for me will be Usher, Beyoncé, Victoria Monet, NxWorries, Megan thee Stallion, Glorilla, and Kendrick Lamar. I’ve had their music on REPEAT all year.
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Without saying your city what GIF can you use to represent where you from?
November 21, 2024 at 12:04 PM