Nick Offerman's Giggle
@sheepoflunacy.bsky.social
Animal and oddity lover, dog & frog enthusiast, cancer survivor, pet groomer, Nashville native, bog witch, she/her.
On that note it's absolutely wild to me the way I sometimes see folks post their entire medical history and every diagnosis and medical problem they experience to social media. Like posting before they even have time to see a doctor. Like live your life I just don't get it I guess.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
On that note it's absolutely wild to me the way I sometimes see folks post their entire medical history and every diagnosis and medical problem they experience to social media. Like posting before they even have time to see a doctor. Like live your life I just don't get it I guess.
Yeah it bothers me when people make comments about my voice and give me weird looks and treat me like a diseased freak or something but it also equally bothers me when other people tell me how I should and shouldn't react to those people
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yeah it bothers me when people make comments about my voice and give me weird looks and treat me like a diseased freak or something but it also equally bothers me when other people tell me how I should and shouldn't react to those people
I know that it's flu season and all and I know that people probably think I'm sick when they hear my voice but it would be so cool if folks could stop giving me looks of confused disgust when I have to speak to them
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know that it's flu season and all and I know that people probably think I'm sick when they hear my voice but it would be so cool if folks could stop giving me looks of confused disgust when I have to speak to them
I feel it in my soul I'm gonna cry today
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I feel it in my soul I'm gonna cry today
Longest night of the year and I couldn't sleep for shit
December 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Longest night of the year and I couldn't sleep for shit
I really hate that PawPaw glasses are coming back into fashion. You know the ones I mean.
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I really hate that PawPaw glasses are coming back into fashion. You know the ones I mean.
Me: So what are we doing today?
My client: Oh just the usual!
Me, who has done something different every time I've groomed this dog: No problem!
My client: Oh just the usual!
Me, who has done something different every time I've groomed this dog: No problem!
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me: So what are we doing today?
My client: Oh just the usual!
Me, who has done something different every time I've groomed this dog: No problem!
My client: Oh just the usual!
Me, who has done something different every time I've groomed this dog: No problem!
Alright which onea y'all nasty little kids got me sick
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Alright which onea y'all nasty little kids got me sick
You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
People don't say "Jesus pleesus" enough anymore
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People don't say "Jesus pleesus" enough anymore
Getting older is fun cause I really just woke up this morning feeling like someone beat the shit outta me
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Getting older is fun cause I really just woke up this morning feeling like someone beat the shit outta me
Small towns have a tragic way of trapping young people and making them answer for small mistakes with the rest of their lives.
-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Small towns have a tragic way of trapping young people and making them answer for small mistakes with the rest of their lives.
-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
-Rant, Chuck Palahniuk
I've been taking antibiotics for two weeks for this throat infection and somehow my voice has only gotten worse. Love that for me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I've been taking antibiotics for two weeks for this throat infection and somehow my voice has only gotten worse. Love that for me.
Money you don't work to earn, you spend very quickly.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Money you don't work to earn, you spend very quickly.
Very rude of my brain to wake me up 40 minutes before my alarm
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Very rude of my brain to wake me up 40 minutes before my alarm
Man I am feeling this mercury retrograde
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Man I am feeling this mercury retrograde
I love it when a man has a beard like yes baby cover more of your face
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love it when a man has a beard like yes baby cover more of your face
My daily commute is taking years off of my life
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My daily commute is taking years off of my life
My ENT: So how ya been since we last saw ya?
Me: Everything's normal as far as I can tell!
Doc: *does a scope* Wow! You have a raging throat infection!
Me: Hahaha yeah it tastes like yeast when I cough sometimes.
Me: Everything's normal as far as I can tell!
Doc: *does a scope* Wow! You have a raging throat infection!
Me: Hahaha yeah it tastes like yeast when I cough sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My ENT: So how ya been since we last saw ya?
Me: Everything's normal as far as I can tell!
Doc: *does a scope* Wow! You have a raging throat infection!
Me: Hahaha yeah it tastes like yeast when I cough sometimes.
Me: Everything's normal as far as I can tell!
Doc: *does a scope* Wow! You have a raging throat infection!
Me: Hahaha yeah it tastes like yeast when I cough sometimes.
Nother throat infection 😷
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nother throat infection 😷
Lotta pain today phew
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Lotta pain today phew
Reposted by Nick Offerman's Giggle
"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.
Why does my therapist always cancel on me the weeks that I really fucking need therapy
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Why does my therapist always cancel on me the weeks that I really fucking need therapy
I love this dog and his stupid little face 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I love this dog and his stupid little face 🥹
I spent ~$200 getting myself vaccinated today cause there was a wait list at the health department. COVID AND FLU SHOTS SHOULD BE FREE AND ACCESSIBLE TO UNINSURED PEOPLE!!!
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I spent ~$200 getting myself vaccinated today cause there was a wait list at the health department. COVID AND FLU SHOTS SHOULD BE FREE AND ACCESSIBLE TO UNINSURED PEOPLE!!!