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sheesheroni.bsky.social
Dept. of Theys
@sheesheroni.bsky.social
27, doll-adjacent
women are gay men
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
bottom surgery so my cock eats itself like a tortured gluttonous snake
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
my professional purpose is to become an unquestionably successful, cunt, and respected tranny in the corporate realness category
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
shut up and fuck me already 2026!
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
watching heated rivalry banging my head against the wall and frothing
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
in 2025 i got an office job
in 2026 i will get a nose job
January 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
standing in times square with your man hes pulling my diaper to the side and stroking into 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
let's fucking go diva its 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
in 2026 i need to switch to injections. three years of pills and enough is enough
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
the secret to using they/them pronouns is thugging it out
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
im so fucking excited for surgery
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
two cups of coffee and some beta blockers will take you far in corporate
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
getting high before work, confronting your boss, and it going well
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if you listen to fran lebowitz she rocks but if you listen closely she really really sucks
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
im normal i promise
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
cisgender coworker turned to me and said "you saw The L Word, right?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
how to become an influential & wealthy artist without celebrity
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
some of you are very gay
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
im thankful for the basement catacombs
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
131 days left with this damn brow
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
and when you starting serving this hard, how did your parents react?
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
unfortunately for me im a great hang
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
operation mincemeat is NOT about bottom surgery
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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mentally i’m here
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tried to write the answer key for today's math test on my hand
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM