Sheffield Patrol Group
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Selected Trash from the Ruins of Society
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Selected Trash from the Ruins of Society
From #Sheffield
To other places from #Sheffield
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Selected Trash from the Ruins of Society
From #Sheffield
To other places from #Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
13/11/25
I have a fondness for flowers that hang on until late autumn but is this a sign of resilience or are they out of time latecomers destined for the oblivion of destruction?
There seemed to be a few of these about. Maybe they're renowned autumn blooms.
How would I know?
Am I a country bumpkin?
I have a fondness for flowers that hang on until late autumn but is this a sign of resilience or are they out of time latecomers destined for the oblivion of destruction?
There seemed to be a few of these about. Maybe they're renowned autumn blooms.
How would I know?
Am I a country bumpkin?
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
13/11/25
I have a fondness for flowers that hang on until late autumn but is this a sign of resilience or are they out of time latecomers destined for the oblivion of destruction?
There seemed to be a few of these about. Maybe they're renowned autumn blooms.
How would I know?
Am I a country bumpkin?
I have a fondness for flowers that hang on until late autumn but is this a sign of resilience or are they out of time latecomers destined for the oblivion of destruction?
There seemed to be a few of these about. Maybe they're renowned autumn blooms.
How would I know?
Am I a country bumpkin?
Woe and alack!
Nary a listen to me Bandcamp jewels!
It’s so hard being a misunderstood genius like wot I am.
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
Nary a listen to me Bandcamp jewels!
It’s so hard being a misunderstood genius like wot I am.
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
SHEFFIELD PATROL GROUP
Selected Trash from the Ruins of Society.
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Woe and alack!
Nary a listen to me Bandcamp jewels!
It’s so hard being a misunderstood genius like wot I am.
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
Nary a listen to me Bandcamp jewels!
It’s so hard being a misunderstood genius like wot I am.
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com
Leaves, 08/11/125.
There is an Icelandic indie band called leaves, formed in 2000 and still going, apparently.
I saw them play at The Boardwalk #Sheffield 16/08/25 and wrote (amongst other things):
"As the pig is to the Stannington farmer, so the elf is to the resident of Iceland..."
There is an Icelandic indie band called leaves, formed in 2000 and still going, apparently.
I saw them play at The Boardwalk #Sheffield 16/08/25 and wrote (amongst other things):
"As the pig is to the Stannington farmer, so the elf is to the resident of Iceland..."
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Leaves, 08/11/125.
There is an Icelandic indie band called leaves, formed in 2000 and still going, apparently.
I saw them play at The Boardwalk #Sheffield 16/08/25 and wrote (amongst other things):
"As the pig is to the Stannington farmer, so the elf is to the resident of Iceland..."
There is an Icelandic indie band called leaves, formed in 2000 and still going, apparently.
I saw them play at The Boardwalk #Sheffield 16/08/25 and wrote (amongst other things):
"As the pig is to the Stannington farmer, so the elf is to the resident of Iceland..."
Eric Ravilious was keen on depicting hill figures in his work from time to time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Eric Ravilious was keen on depicting hill figures in his work from time to time.
Off Brunswick Street #Sheffield
6 December 2017
Not at all far from here libcom.org/article/shef...
Although you wouldn't know it to look at it.
Think Notting Hill type gentrification (different time & space, extended incursion) with cheaper prices & less attention paid to what's going on overall.
6 December 2017
Not at all far from here libcom.org/article/shef...
Although you wouldn't know it to look at it.
Think Notting Hill type gentrification (different time & space, extended incursion) with cheaper prices & less attention paid to what's going on overall.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Off Brunswick Street #Sheffield
6 December 2017
Not at all far from here libcom.org/article/shef...
Although you wouldn't know it to look at it.
Think Notting Hill type gentrification (different time & space, extended incursion) with cheaper prices & less attention paid to what's going on overall.
6 December 2017
Not at all far from here libcom.org/article/shef...
Although you wouldn't know it to look at it.
Think Notting Hill type gentrification (different time & space, extended incursion) with cheaper prices & less attention paid to what's going on overall.
Moor Market #Sheffield
14 January 2017
It doesn't really show on this photograph but the ceiling of the market building is far too high, giving it an unheimlich and anti-human feel.
Developments that are too large for the environment, or the people in the environment, are often disturbing.
14 January 2017
It doesn't really show on this photograph but the ceiling of the market building is far too high, giving it an unheimlich and anti-human feel.
Developments that are too large for the environment, or the people in the environment, are often disturbing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Moor Market #Sheffield
14 January 2017
It doesn't really show on this photograph but the ceiling of the market building is far too high, giving it an unheimlich and anti-human feel.
Developments that are too large for the environment, or the people in the environment, are often disturbing.
14 January 2017
It doesn't really show on this photograph but the ceiling of the market building is far too high, giving it an unheimlich and anti-human feel.
Developments that are too large for the environment, or the people in the environment, are often disturbing.
West Street #Sheffield
7 December 2017
Has someone gone awry in their depiction of the Hieroglyphic Monad, you ask. No, they have not. They have succeeded in capturing the very essence of Frank.
7 December 2017
Has someone gone awry in their depiction of the Hieroglyphic Monad, you ask. No, they have not. They have succeeded in capturing the very essence of Frank.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
West Street #Sheffield
7 December 2017
Has someone gone awry in their depiction of the Hieroglyphic Monad, you ask. No, they have not. They have succeeded in capturing the very essence of Frank.
7 December 2017
Has someone gone awry in their depiction of the Hieroglyphic Monad, you ask. No, they have not. They have succeeded in capturing the very essence of Frank.
Übermensch
Fantasy of a syphilitic crackpot
Fantasy of a syphilitic crackpot
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Übermensch
Fantasy of a syphilitic crackpot
Fantasy of a syphilitic crackpot
Otto Dix, Der Krieg. Dig the Goya and Holbein references. I don’t know if they’re commonly recognised. I worked them out for myself.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Otto Dix, Der Krieg. Dig the Goya and Holbein references. I don’t know if they’re commonly recognised. I worked them out for myself.
A masterpiece of call and response.
SPG have created their own version but it fails to match the majesty of The Ramblers.
youtu.be/1PZFaRYmzn8?...
I thought the Hairy Cornflake had been written out of history but it seems he presents a show on Heritage Chart Radio, the brainchild of Mike Read.
SPG have created their own version but it fails to match the majesty of The Ramblers.
youtu.be/1PZFaRYmzn8?...
I thought the Hairy Cornflake had been written out of history but it seems he presents a show on Heritage Chart Radio, the brainchild of Mike Read.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A masterpiece of call and response.
SPG have created their own version but it fails to match the majesty of The Ramblers.
youtu.be/1PZFaRYmzn8?...
I thought the Hairy Cornflake had been written out of history but it seems he presents a show on Heritage Chart Radio, the brainchild of Mike Read.
SPG have created their own version but it fails to match the majesty of The Ramblers.
youtu.be/1PZFaRYmzn8?...
I thought the Hairy Cornflake had been written out of history but it seems he presents a show on Heritage Chart Radio, the brainchild of Mike Read.
8 November 2025.
You gotta help me, doctor. I keep saying pointy nosed geezers emerging from walls in places that exist but have no names.
You gotta help me, doctor. I keep saying pointy nosed geezers emerging from walls in places that exist but have no names.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
8 November 2025.
You gotta help me, doctor. I keep saying pointy nosed geezers emerging from walls in places that exist but have no names.
You gotta help me, doctor. I keep saying pointy nosed geezers emerging from walls in places that exist but have no names.
THE ABOMINATION OF NOS
They keep coming back, like some ghastly troupe of born-again zombies.
A NOS apologist from 2019.
SPG response 2022.
Image added 2025.
It wasn't just Chris Brain, you know.
#NOS #ChrisBrain #Sheffield
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They keep coming back, like some ghastly troupe of born-again zombies.
A NOS apologist from 2019.
SPG response 2022.
Image added 2025.
It wasn't just Chris Brain, you know.
#NOS #ChrisBrain #Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/11/01/n...
NOS – Those Who Do Not Remember the Past are Condemned to Repeat It
You might have noticed that journalist dogs are sniffing around following recent news of the arrests of two people who were involved with the Nine O’Clock Service (NOS), “a rave-culture-style…
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November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
THE ABOMINATION OF NOS
They keep coming back, like some ghastly troupe of born-again zombies.
A NOS apologist from 2019.
SPG response 2022.
Image added 2025.
It wasn't just Chris Brain, you know.
#NOS #ChrisBrain #Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/11/01/n...
They keep coming back, like some ghastly troupe of born-again zombies.
A NOS apologist from 2019.
SPG response 2022.
Image added 2025.
It wasn't just Chris Brain, you know.
#NOS #ChrisBrain #Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/11/01/n...
A little story based on personal experience from 1980/81, reflecting on the horrible murderer and necrophile Dennis Nilsen and the despised and marginalised community he preyed upon.
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/06/01/s...
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Scenes from Hard Labour 117
CALL: I was in a pub in the vicinity of Shaftesbury Avenue in 1980 or 1981. I was in the company of young street people, including a number of what were then commonly known as Rent Boys, or Dilly B…
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November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A little story based on personal experience from 1980/81, reflecting on the horrible murderer and necrophile Dennis Nilsen and the despised and marginalised community he preyed upon.
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/06/01/s...
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2022/06/01/s...
Lord Blunkett of the Post-Industrial Wasteland Combined Workhouse, Indoctrination Centre & Human Zoo - Cllr. Jack Crackpot, Head of Incoherent Chaos at SCC - Dave Satan, Head of Compassionate Social Cleansing...
I am funny & I am clever.
#Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2023/10/28/s...
I am funny & I am clever.
#Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2023/10/28/s...
Sheffield City Council proposes Public Space Protection Order
Response to ‘Exclusive: ‘Sheffield City Council proposes Public Space Protection Order’, an article from The Tribune, aimed at paid subscribers. Thanks to the incredible support y…
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November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lord Blunkett of the Post-Industrial Wasteland Combined Workhouse, Indoctrination Centre & Human Zoo - Cllr. Jack Crackpot, Head of Incoherent Chaos at SCC - Dave Satan, Head of Compassionate Social Cleansing...
I am funny & I am clever.
#Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2023/10/28/s...
I am funny & I am clever.
#Sheffield
sheffieldpatrolgroup.wordpress.com/2023/10/28/s...
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Burlington Bertie from Bow
Bert, Bert, royalty's hurt,
When they ask me to dine I say, "No -
I've just had a banana with Lady Diana,"
I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow.
Ella Shields version: youtu.be/GaXbxBZn7R4?...
Sheffield Patrol Group version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/superc...
Bert, Bert, royalty's hurt,
When they ask me to dine I say, "No -
I've just had a banana with Lady Diana,"
I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow.
Ella Shields version: youtu.be/GaXbxBZn7R4?...
Sheffield Patrol Group version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/superc...
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Burlington Bertie from Bow
Bert, Bert, royalty's hurt,
When they ask me to dine I say, "No -
I've just had a banana with Lady Diana,"
I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow.
Ella Shields version: youtu.be/GaXbxBZn7R4?...
Sheffield Patrol Group version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/superc...
Bert, Bert, royalty's hurt,
When they ask me to dine I say, "No -
I've just had a banana with Lady Diana,"
I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow.
Ella Shields version: youtu.be/GaXbxBZn7R4?...
Sheffield Patrol Group version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/superc...
Lucretia, My Reflection
Sisters of Mercy: youtu.be/aC-enyY6W8I?...
Featuring the runner-up in the Leeds Poly Students Union D. Bowie lookie-likie competition three years running and the world’s foremost Ruby Wax impersonator.
Sheffield Patrol Group: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/labrat...
Sisters of Mercy: youtu.be/aC-enyY6W8I?...
Featuring the runner-up in the Leeds Poly Students Union D. Bowie lookie-likie competition three years running and the world’s foremost Ruby Wax impersonator.
Sheffield Patrol Group: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/labrat...
Sisters of Mercy - Lucretia My Reflection (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
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November 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lucretia, My Reflection
Sisters of Mercy: youtu.be/aC-enyY6W8I?...
Featuring the runner-up in the Leeds Poly Students Union D. Bowie lookie-likie competition three years running and the world’s foremost Ruby Wax impersonator.
Sheffield Patrol Group: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/labrat...
Sisters of Mercy: youtu.be/aC-enyY6W8I?...
Featuring the runner-up in the Leeds Poly Students Union D. Bowie lookie-likie competition three years running and the world’s foremost Ruby Wax impersonator.
Sheffield Patrol Group: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/labrat...
Station to Station
D. Bowie – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIh...
From Kether to Malkuth…
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/statio...
From Barnsley to Wombwell...
D. Bowie – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIh...
From Kether to Malkuth…
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/statio...
From Barnsley to Wombwell...
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Station to Station
D. Bowie – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIh...
From Kether to Malkuth…
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/statio...
From Barnsley to Wombwell...
D. Bowie – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIh...
From Kether to Malkuth…
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/statio...
From Barnsley to Wombwell...
Excuse me, pal, do you know the way to the Gnostic disco?
The Temple is Everywhere
The Temple is Everyone
The Temple is Everything
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/album/the-te...
The Temple is Everywhere
The Temple is Everyone
The Temple is Everything
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/album/the-te...
THE TEMPLE IS EVERYWHERE, by SHEFFIELD PATROL GROUP
10 track album
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November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Excuse me, pal, do you know the way to the Gnostic disco?
The Temple is Everywhere
The Temple is Everyone
The Temple is Everything
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/album/the-te...
The Temple is Everywhere
The Temple is Everyone
The Temple is Everything
sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/album/the-te...
The Murder of Liddle Towers
Angelic Upstarts – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqbs...
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/reason...
Angelic Upstarts – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqbs...
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/reason...
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Murder of Liddle Towers
Angelic Upstarts – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqbs...
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/reason...
Angelic Upstarts – original version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqbs...
Sheffield Patrol Group – cover version: sheffpatgrp.bandcamp.com/track/reason...
9 September 2025
I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow moonshadow
I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow moonshadow
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
9 September 2025
I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow moonshadow
I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow
Moonshadow moonshadow
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The International Religious Kooks of the Modern Age Series IKMOD 1
The Jay Double Yers.
The Jay Double Yers.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The International Religious Kooks of the Modern Age Series IKMOD 1
The Jay Double Yers.
The Jay Double Yers.
Cherry blossom
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Cherry blossom
Superbunny, Edwin Pouncey (Savage Pencil), 1975.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Superbunny, Edwin Pouncey (Savage Pencil), 1975.