calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
Burned to an absolute crisp, I have nothing but this tragic selfie
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Burned to an absolute crisp, I have nothing but this tragic selfie
Having complicated thoughts about Mat Willis as the next Emcee?
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Having complicated thoughts about Mat Willis as the next Emcee?
Very pleased with my Hercules outfit
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Very pleased with my Hercules outfit
In my extremely thrifty Hercules balcony seats ✌️
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
In my extremely thrifty Hercules balcony seats ✌️
New lipstick! ColourPop Malibu Barbie, thanks Vinted
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New lipstick! ColourPop Malibu Barbie, thanks Vinted
I know I say a lot about how much Iove Loremen but they’ve done a spreadsheet and everything and you still get this
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I know I say a lot about how much Iove Loremen but they’ve done a spreadsheet and everything and you still get this
Everybody who cleaned various parts of my kitchen today are having a nice boiling water soak overnight in grapefruit vinegar Lidl washing up liquid, lemon zing Zoflora, Castile soap and, where relevant, a Vanish soap bar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everybody who cleaned various parts of my kitchen today are having a nice boiling water soak overnight in grapefruit vinegar Lidl washing up liquid, lemon zing Zoflora, Castile soap and, where relevant, a Vanish soap bar.
I don’t have a garden but these hideous mains-powered garden lights just came up on QVC and they’re a tenner including P&P and I want them so much
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don’t have a garden but these hideous mains-powered garden lights just came up on QVC and they’re a tenner including P&P and I want them so much
If you have too much time and/or madness on your side, and all your cutlery is ancient, you can make it insanely shiny nonetheless.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you have too much time and/or madness on your side, and all your cutlery is ancient, you can make it insanely shiny nonetheless.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
*cancels musicals*
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*cancels musicals*
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
This book is silly and I am having a great time
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This book is silly and I am having a great time
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
In case you were wondering this is going great
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
In case you were wondering this is going great
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me rocking up to my self-published book launch that has made me no money and which I’m holding for myself and about three friends in like, a Five Guys
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wait there’s a Chip & Dale wedding dress for meeeee
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This Donald Duck wedding dress is now the only thing I will think about for the rest of today
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A Christmas Carol at Alexandra Palace!
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Are these the people who are sure that Steve from Stranger Things is queer
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My vibe for A Christmas Carol tonight is basically Chaotic