Shelby
@shelbymarie.bsky.social
Master's student, local tiger girl, silly goose
Actually after doing fieldwork in shorts I'm more of an indoors gal (stepped directly into a patch of nettles with my whole bare leg)
May 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Actually after doing fieldwork in shorts I'm more of an indoors gal (stepped directly into a patch of nettles with my whole bare leg)
I'm your favorite manic pixie dream girl's favorite manic pixie dream girl
May 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm your favorite manic pixie dream girl's favorite manic pixie dream girl
$6 Andean rose chocolate bar save me
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
$6 Andean rose chocolate bar save me
Ohhh the dandelions knew it was my birthday
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ohhh the dandelions knew it was my birthday
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Filled out FAFSA and they have determined that I'm broke as hell 🥰
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Filled out FAFSA and they have determined that I'm broke as hell 🥰
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Me finishing Connections today:
March 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me finishing Connections today:
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i think going to chilis with a bunch of catty bitches would cure me
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think going to chilis with a bunch of catty bitches would cure me
Happy Lemon it's Wednesday Tuesday
March 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy Lemon it's Wednesday Tuesday
Just a couple of shiny besties. Everyone get into Pokemon sleep now
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just a couple of shiny besties. Everyone get into Pokemon sleep now
Having to grade papers with a tummy ache. Diabolical
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Having to grade papers with a tummy ache. Diabolical
Ohhh fiance and his friends playing board games sounds the same as parents playing cards when I was little. I'm about to sleep so soundly
February 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ohhh fiance and his friends playing board games sounds the same as parents playing cards when I was little. I'm about to sleep so soundly
Two mixed drinks and an order of fried banana pepper rings is actually Not a viable dinner option unless you like curling up into a little ball
February 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Two mixed drinks and an order of fried banana pepper rings is actually Not a viable dinner option unless you like curling up into a little ball
Any time an animal at work dies I should be able to stay home and get taken care of and drink hot chocolate and get messages from everyone I know saying nice things to me and $100 cash and an A+ in all my classes and a kitten. Instead I have to go teach undergrads and its 12° outside
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Any time an animal at work dies I should be able to stay home and get taken care of and drink hot chocolate and get messages from everyone I know saying nice things to me and $100 cash and an A+ in all my classes and a kitten. Instead I have to go teach undergrads and its 12° outside
Every time someone wants to interview at work and we tell them it's a 2 day working interview they ask if it can be over phone or zoom. Are you going to help me carry a water bucket or horse leg over zoom?
February 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Every time someone wants to interview at work and we tell them it's a 2 day working interview they ask if it can be over phone or zoom. Are you going to help me carry a water bucket or horse leg over zoom?
There are so many big problems in the world but I get weighed at the doctor today 😭
February 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There are so many big problems in the world but I get weighed at the doctor today 😭
Also workshopping a poem called "Fill Your Rage with Microplastics" in my head this week
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Also workshopping a poem called "Fill Your Rage with Microplastics" in my head this week
I have written almost 2 pages of my thesis proposal today yippeeeeee ✨🎀🎆🎂🎉🏅💯🥂🪇
February 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have written almost 2 pages of my thesis proposal today yippeeeeee ✨🎀🎆🎂🎉🏅💯🥂🪇
It may be just horrible to be alive but my credit score has never been better.
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It may be just horrible to be alive but my credit score has never been better.
This dress I keep getting advertised is calling to me soooo bad but I'm broke :((
January 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This dress I keep getting advertised is calling to me soooo bad but I'm broke :((
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Oh "People who no longer exist are smiling at me in my SD card" tweet, we're really in it now
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Oh "People who no longer exist are smiling at me in my SD card" tweet, we're really in it now
Something something birds eye view
December 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Something something birds eye view
Wrapping PJs stocking gifts and it's Mostly mtg boosters
December 13, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Wrapping PJs stocking gifts and it's Mostly mtg boosters