shelby
@shelbyyyyy2.bsky.social
digital marketing specialist, goofball
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June 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I just told my husband
“I’m so glad I have you and our child in my life”
and he was like 😌
and then I continued on with “because if I was single and childless, there would be nothing stopping me from going to sleep at 7:00”
and he immediately switched up to 🤨
“I’m so glad I have you and our child in my life”
and he was like 😌
and then I continued on with “because if I was single and childless, there would be nothing stopping me from going to sleep at 7:00”
and he immediately switched up to 🤨
May 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I just told my husband
“I’m so glad I have you and our child in my life”
and he was like 😌
and then I continued on with “because if I was single and childless, there would be nothing stopping me from going to sleep at 7:00”
and he immediately switched up to 🤨
“I’m so glad I have you and our child in my life”
and he was like 😌
and then I continued on with “because if I was single and childless, there would be nothing stopping me from going to sleep at 7:00”
and he immediately switched up to 🤨
I wonder how many times I have to say “I’m about to fucking lose it” before it actually happens
March 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wonder how many times I have to say “I’m about to fucking lose it” before it actually happens
There is nothing more embarrassing than a cyber truck with a temporary tag on it. It gives me the ick.
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There is nothing more embarrassing than a cyber truck with a temporary tag on it. It gives me the ick.
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Changing your mind doesn't always mean you've abandoned your principles. It often means you've learned something.
It's better to contradict yourself and be accused of hypocrisy than to stick to your guns and sacrifice your values.
The hallmark of integrity is not consistency. It's honesty.
It's better to contradict yourself and be accused of hypocrisy than to stick to your guns and sacrifice your values.
The hallmark of integrity is not consistency. It's honesty.
February 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Changing your mind doesn't always mean you've abandoned your principles. It often means you've learned something.
It's better to contradict yourself and be accused of hypocrisy than to stick to your guns and sacrifice your values.
The hallmark of integrity is not consistency. It's honesty.
It's better to contradict yourself and be accused of hypocrisy than to stick to your guns and sacrifice your values.
The hallmark of integrity is not consistency. It's honesty.
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It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
vLookup tables deserve more recognition
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
vLookup tables deserve more recognition
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Latest Pew data surprises:
Reddit is the youngest network 🤔
TikTok is the least educated 🤨
Instagram is the most racially diverse 🤓
Twitter is almost 50/50 Dem/Rep 🫣
Reddit is the youngest network 🤔
TikTok is the least educated 🤨
Instagram is the most racially diverse 🤓
Twitter is almost 50/50 Dem/Rep 🫣
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Latest Pew data surprises:
Reddit is the youngest network 🤔
TikTok is the least educated 🤨
Instagram is the most racially diverse 🤓
Twitter is almost 50/50 Dem/Rep 🫣
Reddit is the youngest network 🤔
TikTok is the least educated 🤨
Instagram is the most racially diverse 🤓
Twitter is almost 50/50 Dem/Rep 🫣
Getting caught up on the RHOSLC and omg THIS is reality tv. Bravo to Bravo on this one.
January 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Getting caught up on the RHOSLC and omg THIS is reality tv. Bravo to Bravo on this one.
What are we using square root for? I don’t use that in marketing, so can someone give me a real world use case for this?
January 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What are we using square root for? I don’t use that in marketing, so can someone give me a real world use case for this?
Today was a good day.
January 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Today was a good day.
Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good headspace? Like not for any reason in particular, but you just can’t get in the groove for the day and things are just off.
That’s today for me.
That’s today for me.
January 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good headspace? Like not for any reason in particular, but you just can’t get in the groove for the day and things are just off.
That’s today for me.
That’s today for me.
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I just turned off my autocapitalization. does that make me cool now?
I think that’s how the kids are doing it these days.
I think that’s how the kids are doing it these days.
January 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I just turned off my autocapitalization. does that make me cool now?
I think that’s how the kids are doing it these days.
I think that’s how the kids are doing it these days.
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Her images could not exist in real life, but the artist says they capture a distinct Hong Kong “flavor": cnn.it/42kmHGb
The artist creating mind-bending images of an alternate Hong Kong through AI | CNN
Bianca Tse’s photographs could not exist in real life, but the image maker says they capture a distinct Hong Kong “flavor.”
cnn.it
January 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Her images could not exist in real life, but the artist says they capture a distinct Hong Kong “flavor": cnn.it/42kmHGb
Me sitting with my thoughts waiting until I can express them
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me sitting with my thoughts waiting until I can express them
I’m so happy to have a place to air out my thoughts again. I’ve so badly needed this.
January 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m so happy to have a place to air out my thoughts again. I’ve so badly needed this.
what’s meant for me won’t miss me
January 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what’s meant for me won’t miss me
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I missed sharing every waking thought I have. Maybe I’ll do that more often again
December 21, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I missed sharing every waking thought I have. Maybe I’ll do that more often again
My brain until Tuesday, January 2:
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ato tero
Alt: two men are standing next to each other and one of them signals a peace sign and slowly fades and disappears
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 9:41 PM
My brain until Tuesday, January 2:
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It's become a cultural problem that we confuse viral with worthy/value.
December 5, 2024 at 3:37 AM
It's become a cultural problem that we confuse viral with worthy/value.
Some days I just want to redownload MSN Messenger and go back to simpler times
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Some days I just want to redownload MSN Messenger and go back to simpler times
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Pretty much ...
November 16, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Pretty much ...