Shells
@shellsyall.bsky.social
Just a queer human live posting through the apocalypse.
Work was overwhelming today so my wife told me she queued up my “calming show” (her words) for me to decompress to after …..it was the vampire diaries 😭 She ate me up with that one. I love lesbian love.
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Work was overwhelming today so my wife told me she queued up my “calming show” (her words) for me to decompress to after …..it was the vampire diaries 😭 She ate me up with that one. I love lesbian love.
Actually, we all envisioned it. It’s just for half of us it was a nightmare and the other half it was a fantasy. We all knew this shit was coming no matter what anyone says. Lie to yourself if you say you didn’t, cause ya ain’t lyin to me bb.
"'Abolish ICE' is no longer just a far-left slogan — it's good politics. God knows why Americans reelected Trump, but they clearly didn’t envision masked goons knocking down doors and disappearing people." — @playtyperguy.com
Democrats need to shut down Trump's terrorist government
Funding the war on their own constituents would be a grave betrayal.
www.publicnotice.co
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Actually, we all envisioned it. It’s just for half of us it was a nightmare and the other half it was a fantasy. We all knew this shit was coming no matter what anyone says. Lie to yourself if you say you didn’t, cause ya ain’t lyin to me bb.
(WICKED spoiler!)
I’m finally speaking my truth: why would they make Elphie sing a (NEW!) song about not running away bc there’s no place like home……and then keep the ending the same? Where she….runs away to find a new home? I hate it so much. WHY!
I’m finally speaking my truth: why would they make Elphie sing a (NEW!) song about not running away bc there’s no place like home……and then keep the ending the same? Where she….runs away to find a new home? I hate it so much. WHY!
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
(WICKED spoiler!)
I’m finally speaking my truth: why would they make Elphie sing a (NEW!) song about not running away bc there’s no place like home……and then keep the ending the same? Where she….runs away to find a new home? I hate it so much. WHY!
I’m finally speaking my truth: why would they make Elphie sing a (NEW!) song about not running away bc there’s no place like home……and then keep the ending the same? Where she….runs away to find a new home? I hate it so much. WHY!
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donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
Me, having fun thinking a book I’m reading is awesome: 🥰🤗🥳
The reviews I see when I log it: 😡🔪🚫
The reviews I see when I log it: 😡🔪🚫
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Me, having fun thinking a book I’m reading is awesome: 🥰🤗🥳
The reviews I see when I log it: 😡🔪🚫
The reviews I see when I log it: 😡🔪🚫
Unrivaled is back bb!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Unrivaled is back bb!!!!!!
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My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government
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A cop shot a person three times point blank and instead of the streets being deserted. They filled with people yelling at the cops [who could have shot them too].
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
A cop shot a person three times point blank and instead of the streets being deserted. They filled with people yelling at the cops [who could have shot them too].
I just know our democratic leaders are all on a call right now planning their angry tweets and fundraising emails instead of taking any action. There is no opposition party in the US. We’re a soulless, lawless place with too much money and power. Fuck this
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I just know our democratic leaders are all on a call right now planning their angry tweets and fundraising emails instead of taking any action. There is no opposition party in the US. We’re a soulless, lawless place with too much money and power. Fuck this
2025 has been my year of 3s. I left my home state after 33 years and moved 3000 miles with my wife and 3 dogs. Started a new gig on a team of 3. I read 39 books. I see 333 all around me. Idk what it means, but I think it’s good bc this has been the most transformative year of my life. Onward!
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
2025 has been my year of 3s. I left my home state after 33 years and moved 3000 miles with my wife and 3 dogs. Started a new gig on a team of 3. I read 39 books. I see 333 all around me. Idk what it means, but I think it’s good bc this has been the most transformative year of my life. Onward!
My present to myself this year is allowing myself to dissociate from the horrors for the next 24 hours.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My present to myself this year is allowing myself to dissociate from the horrors for the next 24 hours.
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Cheers to all of you who’re estranged from family. I hope you have a warm, contented, and good end to your year without those fuckers in your life. You’re free.
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cheers to all of you who’re estranged from family. I hope you have a warm, contented, and good end to your year without those fuckers in your life. You’re free.
Sweetener is such a solid body of work. Oh Ari. Ilysm. You’ve been through so much💔💔
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sweetener is such a solid body of work. Oh Ari. Ilysm. You’ve been through so much💔💔
It’s been a couple months now since I finished Robin Hobb’s Realm of the Elderlings and I’d be lying if I said I don’t want to go right back and re-read all 16 books😭 Not a day goes by that I don’t think of Fitz, Fool, Malta, Athena, Nighteyes, Bee, the crow…..be still my heart.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s been a couple months now since I finished Robin Hobb’s Realm of the Elderlings and I’d be lying if I said I don’t want to go right back and re-read all 16 books😭 Not a day goes by that I don’t think of Fitz, Fool, Malta, Athena, Nighteyes, Bee, the crow…..be still my heart.
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TIME’s A’thlete of the Year✨
Congratulations, A’ja!
Congratulations, A’ja!
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TIME’s A’thlete of the Year✨
Congratulations, A’ja!
Congratulations, A’ja!
Yes, I am a pisces, why do you ask
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yes, I am a pisces, why do you ask
Our PNW apt is already over 2K/mo and they’re raising rent by 10% for renewal. Moving fees are more $$$ than staying. Job market is trash so the likelihood of increasing our income is low. We share 1 car. Both have degrees. We’ve done all the things they say you’re supposed to do. Times are bleak.
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Our PNW apt is already over 2K/mo and they’re raising rent by 10% for renewal. Moving fees are more $$$ than staying. Job market is trash so the likelihood of increasing our income is low. We share 1 car. Both have degrees. We’ve done all the things they say you’re supposed to do. Times are bleak.
The tension between me and those lil Korean bean paste pastries from hmart……
a woman with gray hair is sitting on a couch with her hand on her chin .
Alt: a woman with gray hair is biting her fist due to lust
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The tension between me and those lil Korean bean paste pastries from hmart……
There’s so much product in my hair I’m likely a fire hazard and these curls still won’t last more than a couple hours. Why do I do it???
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There’s so much product in my hair I’m likely a fire hazard and these curls still won’t last more than a couple hours. Why do I do it???
The pre-lit 6.5ft tree I thrifted for $13 actually WORKS !!! So, it’s decided, I’m decorating early this year. I’m too delighted about it to wait 😂
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The pre-lit 6.5ft tree I thrifted for $13 actually WORKS !!! So, it’s decided, I’m decorating early this year. I’m too delighted about it to wait 😂
Found the book series I’m currently reading at the thrift for $2 each. I love when that meant to be shit happens😭 Thank you, universe!
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Found the book series I’m currently reading at the thrift for $2 each. I love when that meant to be shit happens😭 Thank you, universe!
It’s all one party. It’s all about the money. Let it all burn.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s all one party. It’s all about the money. Let it all burn.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Shoutout to SSRIs. Actually being capable of doing things you want to do is a game changer 🐸
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Shoutout to SSRIs. Actually being capable of doing things you want to do is a game changer 🐸
*sneaks to couch to snooze alone for a bit*
the space invaders:
the space invaders:
a woman in an orange shirt is running with a herd of dogs in a field
ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is running with a herd of dogs in a field
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
*sneaks to couch to snooze alone for a bit*
the space invaders:
the space invaders: