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The Commonest Man in Festo
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Lo. 33. They/them. Fanfic writer. 🔞 Comics, RGG, KH, FF, Kamen Rider, horror. ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/loseph_lostar/works
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · Jun 8
Unfortunately, we lost Shadow before we had the chance to say goodbye. We had made the difficult decision to let him go, but on our way to the animal hospital, he went into cardiac arrest. I appreciate everyone who has shared and donated so far.
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · Jun 6
I made a GFM to try and help offset costs for Shadow! I know times are tough, but even just sharing is helpful!!!
#gofundme #crowdfunding #donations #cat
Donate to Help Shadow Recover from a Health Crisis, organized by Lo Brehm
Hi, I'm Lo! As many who are reading know, my cats are my whole life. My oldest boy, … Lo Brehm needs your support for Help Shadow Recover from a Health Crisis
www.gofundme.com
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 7h
I am discovering the joys of flank steak
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 7h
It was worth it maybe
Two bowls of beef stir fry with carrots, spinach, beef, and noodles
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 8h
Whenever the kitten gets too rough with me I'll hiss at him and he just gives me the most offended look every time
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 10h
The fact that I have to make dinner after this mess of a day...agony
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 15h
Today is sooo bad at work man
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Isk @iskaudiir.bsky.social · Sep 5
I think about this all the time
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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 6d
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12h
He's trying his best
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12h
My spouse thought Clair Obscur was a name lmao. He's been on and off playing E33 and he was like "when does Clair Obscur show up. I haven't seen them" and I 100% thought he was kidding and he was not 😭
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12h
And if you ever have any questions please lmk!
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12h
It's a really small world (and even smaller field)! I don't ever bother trying to explain to people what I do because they never get it 😭 But good luck with your studies, hope it all goes well for you!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19h
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 15h
Today is sooo bad at work man
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 15h
I'm a lab guy so I immediately got it haha. I used to be an MLT, but I switched over to a different part of the lab a few years back!
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d
I have a 3 day weekend, work 2 days, followed by a 4 day weekend so unfortunately this week is moving sooooo slow for me
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d
M3GAN 2.0 was so camp
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d
Oh are you studying to be a medical lab technologist!
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🔥💀LA MANTIA!💀🔥 @lamantia.bsky.social · 1d
Never hit save image so fast.
Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1d
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d
Every game where you can die is a Soulslike
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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d
Gavin Newsom fucking sucks, part MCXVII

he still has until the end of the week for the rest of the bills so unfortunately it’s time to suck it up, call his office, and politely ask this living hairpiece to do the bare minimum to protect the most vulnerable among us
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LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 1d
A lot of people complain about how the 90’s Like a Dragon anime had like 15 episodes of domestic Okinawa Kiryu filler in Season 3 while they were waiting for the manga to catch up, but it’s worth sticking it out so you’ll appreciate the Saejima stuff in Season 4 better 🖊️🦑
90’s anime style screenshot redraw of the scene after the Majima boss fight in Yakuza 4 where Saejima and Majima sit on the ground and look at each other
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Alan Capes ✨ @seealandraw.bsky.social · 3d
Reminder that Catscratch bonus issue is out and waiting to be read by YOU! Yes YOU! See them ruining a public pool by being horny freaks!
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Alan Capes ✨ @seealandraw.bsky.social · 26d
Part of Catscratch's anniversary is also the release of Catscratch's bonus issue, made for @monstermanor.org's #hotwetqueersummer dash! Ruby and Paris have some sweet summer fun at the local pool and get a little naughty in the process! #catscratch
A cover reading 'Catscratch. A trans erotica comic, Bonus issue, Hot Wet Queer Summer.' There is a unicorn and a cat boy floating in a pool. The unicorn wears a big sunhat, and is sucking on a lollipop, while the cay boy is between their legs looking utterly pleased. Four panels. There is an establishing shot of a local pool, the group in the foreground of a cat girl, a cat boy hiding behind her, a hamster girl on her phone, and a frog girl looking pleased. The cat girl exclaims 'Damn! I know how to schedule a pool day!' The next three panels show off women, their breasts, their butt, their lips sucking on a lollipop as the cat girls yells 'Goddamn I know how to schedule, look at all these babes!'
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 1d
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
Jenny Nicholson Tweet: How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor
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Mel 🎭⚖️ @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 2d
“That e-cig’s that good, huh?” For the prompt “Smoke” #MelArt #Kinktober
Yagami Takayuki and kuwana Jin from judgment/judge eyes/lost judgment shotgunning
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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 1d
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