Herlock Shaloms
@shevitzsays.bsky.social
I talk a lot for someone who has nothing to say.
He’s got lug nuts to spare.
May 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He’s got lug nuts to spare.
😳 Who remembers him very clearly as Weird Al Yankovitch? #mandelaeffect
May 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
😳 Who remembers him very clearly as Weird Al Yankovitch? #mandelaeffect
Looks tasty to me…
April 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Looks tasty to me…
😳 Does this creep anyone else out?
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
😳 Does this creep anyone else out?
“Wassup, Wasp Cup?” is going to be my new salutation in business emails.
April 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Wassup, Wasp Cup?” is going to be my new salutation in business emails.
My phone is starting to know me a little too well. I can’t say “duck” even if it’s intentional now…
April 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My phone is starting to know me a little too well. I can’t say “duck” even if it’s intentional now…
You don’t have to tell me twice!
Oh, apparently you do…
Oh, apparently you do…
April 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You don’t have to tell me twice!
Oh, apparently you do…
Oh, apparently you do…
I will not Let it Go.
April 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I will not Let it Go.
You put the peeps in the chili and it makes it taste… BAD
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You put the peeps in the chili and it makes it taste… BAD
Sure, Big Bird, but it’s still second to fucking around.
April 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sure, Big Bird, but it’s still second to fucking around.
Hillary “BUT MYYY EMAILS THO”
March 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hillary “BUT MYYY EMAILS THO”
Not today, Satan!
March 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not today, Satan!
“But her emails though”
March 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“But her emails though”
I’m in no way an expert on the matter... But, I dunno, wouldn’t ANY glue be the “wrong” type of glue?
March 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m in no way an expert on the matter... But, I dunno, wouldn’t ANY glue be the “wrong” type of glue?
even back then i knew… yet i still post any little thing on my mind. 😂
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
even back then i knew… yet i still post any little thing on my mind. 😂
buuuuuuuut does it work
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
buuuuuuuut does it work
69 kids… 😱
“Nice.”
“Nice.”
March 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
69 kids… 😱
“Nice.”
“Nice.”
I guess human decency was just a youthful indiscretion.
March 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I guess human decency was just a youthful indiscretion.
yeah that 1 better run
March 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
yeah that 1 better run
The internet is wild.
March 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The internet is wild.
i stan even if they keep giving me burnt chips in my bell grande
March 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i stan even if they keep giving me burnt chips in my bell grande