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shieldofpallas.bsky.social
Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢
@shieldofpallas.bsky.social
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it’s Athena: she/her, UGA bluesky’s premier himejoshi. louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny. 🔞
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · Apr 12
A lyric card with the lyric “I’m having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee” from Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan. The background image is Nico Iamaleava.
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 1d
A gas station
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 1d
My local Kum & Go now has Maverik signage 😔😔
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 2d
why tf was Big Ben even in Milledgeville, anyway
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hockey-ra st. bear @hockeybear.space · 4d
2025 Week 6: @ Nebraska
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "What should you do if a cow attacks? I’ve finally found the answer." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Run away or stand still? Make yourself look big or make yourself look small? I asked a cattle rancher how to react when a walk in Nebraska turns nasty." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Animals" and is dated Sat 4 Oct 2025 15.00 CDT. The original picture from the article has been replaced with a photograph of a scrumptious steak. Photo credit: Trey Wingo
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
La Dispute sweep
Apple Music Replay for September. 1,506 minutes listened. Top artist: La Dispute. Top song: Environmental Catastrophe Film by La Dispute. Top album: No One Was Driving the Car by La Dispute.
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
The ESPN generic video captions are so funny. He really aired it out for 5 yards.
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
I’m never afraid of losing to Kentucky
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 4d
Fire Pete Hegseth
Utter woke nonsense meme. Do not reply by telling me anything about this soccer man. I do not know who it is and won’t remember. It is a common meme.
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
The boss in the Allstate commercial should’ve barked back
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Kiyone @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social · 4d
lol
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 4d
legitimately surprised by this, but if you go by the SRS ratings via Sports Reference, this UNC team, so far, is one of the worst Tar Heel teams EVER
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
That’s our ball!
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
my dad raised me to be bigoted against A1
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
they’re saying Travis Kelce lovebombed her lmao
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 4d
…And You Will Follow Us By the Trail of Rings
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 5d
As soon as I saw that Cincinnati Bearcats tight end tweet “I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy” I just knew the world’s biggest musician would one day write a song about his boners
Lying LeBron
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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 6d
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 5d
can you tell what my favorite color is
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 6d
That's... An interesting thing for your front page trivia section, Wikipedia
A screenshot of an item from Wikipedia's "Did you know..." section reading "that in the Zootopia abortion comic, Nick and Judy's apartment is modeled after one in Seinfeld?" Both Zootopia abortion comic and Seinfeld are hyperlinks to the pages about the respective media
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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 9d
i need to fuck an elf unprotected

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 7d
I just picked up my first win to move to 1-3
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · Aug 27
I think this means I’m winning my family league this year
ESPN giving my draft a “B” grade
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 7d
I call this one “penis bug” lmao
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 7d
is this your CEO
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 8d
September
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Lass McConkey 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 8d
get his ass, ma’am music.apple.com/us/album/pie...
Piece Of Mind by Amanda Shires on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:52
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