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When your evening also recaps the year
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When your evening also recaps the year
Perfect album from the 90s
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Perfect album from the 90s
Reposted by Shinetastical🎄
We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' like spurs. A wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' like spurs. A wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!
Merry discoball Freddie Mercury singing on a Santa to you all! ♥️
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Merry discoball Freddie Mercury singing on a Santa to you all! ♥️
"Oh, he's a sick man. Frustrated and sick. Sick in his mind, sick in his soul, if he has one. Hates everybody that has anything that he can't have."
Just as accurate now as it was then
Just as accurate now as it was then
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Oh, he's a sick man. Frustrated and sick. Sick in his mind, sick in his soul, if he has one. Hates everybody that has anything that he can't have."
Just as accurate now as it was then
Just as accurate now as it was then
"Cmon, get to the cool shit!"
-me, fast forwarding through the beginning of The Nutctacker ballet
(Rat fight!)
The decision to put ballet dancers in giant rat heads, genius & always amusing to me
-me, fast forwarding through the beginning of The Nutctacker ballet
(Rat fight!)
The decision to put ballet dancers in giant rat heads, genius & always amusing to me
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Cmon, get to the cool shit!"
-me, fast forwarding through the beginning of The Nutctacker ballet
(Rat fight!)
The decision to put ballet dancers in giant rat heads, genius & always amusing to me
-me, fast forwarding through the beginning of The Nutctacker ballet
(Rat fight!)
The decision to put ballet dancers in giant rat heads, genius & always amusing to me
Woke myself up this morning saying "Clem Fandango" out loud
Wild guess, but it might have something to do with watching the AD/BC Rock Opera before bed last night
Wild guess, but it might have something to do with watching the AD/BC Rock Opera before bed last night
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Woke myself up this morning saying "Clem Fandango" out loud
Wild guess, but it might have something to do with watching the AD/BC Rock Opera before bed last night
Wild guess, but it might have something to do with watching the AD/BC Rock Opera before bed last night
"Magic Screen and I are cousins!"
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Magic Screen and I are cousins!"
It's been 18 years?!
Well, I guess today's a good day for a rewatch
Well, I guess today's a good day for a rewatch
a man with a beard says " well i guess this is the end of a chapter in your life "
ALT: a man with a beard says " well i guess this is the end of a chapter in your life "
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's been 18 years?!
Well, I guess today's a good day for a rewatch
Well, I guess today's a good day for a rewatch
Reposted by Shinetastical🎄
“AI used as much water as the water industry this year” is fucking wild
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“AI used as much water as the water industry this year” is fucking wild
These came in the finger sandwiches and I wanted to stick them in my hair immediately,
I also thought the same thing about the ceiling ornaments,
Old burly habits never die✨
I also thought the same thing about the ceiling ornaments,
Old burly habits never die✨
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
These came in the finger sandwiches and I wanted to stick them in my hair immediately,
I also thought the same thing about the ceiling ornaments,
Old burly habits never die✨
I also thought the same thing about the ceiling ornaments,
Old burly habits never die✨
Reposted by Shinetastical🎄
“Sir Rich Of Derry” (“A F*cking Miracle”) - New original framed art up on jameshance.com this evening 🗡️❤️
#WelcomeToDerry
✨🎨 Gesso / Charcoal / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas
#WelcomeToDerry
✨🎨 Gesso / Charcoal / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Sir Rich Of Derry” (“A F*cking Miracle”) - New original framed art up on jameshance.com this evening 🗡️❤️
#WelcomeToDerry
✨🎨 Gesso / Charcoal / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas
#WelcomeToDerry
✨🎨 Gesso / Charcoal / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas
Hey friends, give this number a call, it'll make your heart happy, I promise 💓
707-873-7862
707-873-7862
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hey friends, give this number a call, it'll make your heart happy, I promise 💓
707-873-7862
707-873-7862
Krill gi(r)ls have shrimp earrings!
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Krill gi(r)ls have shrimp earrings!
I thought I was prepared, but as an adult, reading about Artax willfully sinking into the Swamp of Sadness hits so tremendously painfully harder
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I thought I was prepared, but as an adult, reading about Artax willfully sinking into the Swamp of Sadness hits so tremendously painfully harder
Watched a video of someone softly play Herb Alpert on their trumpet against their cat's butt/side as the mute & their fur did that contented wiggly thing.
Same, wiggle cat. Same
Same, wiggle cat. Same
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watched a video of someone softly play Herb Alpert on their trumpet against their cat's butt/side as the mute & their fur did that contented wiggly thing.
Same, wiggle cat. Same
Same, wiggle cat. Same
16 year old me, 53 seconds into Mayonaise by The Smashing Pumpkins
a closeup of a person 's hair on their skin
ALT: a closeup of a person 's hair on their skin
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
16 year old me, 53 seconds into Mayonaise by The Smashing Pumpkins
Johnny to the photographer:
"Bet I can hold my breath for 5 whole minutes!"
Johnny at 45 seconds:
"Bet I can hold my breath for 5 whole minutes!"
Johnny at 45 seconds:
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Johnny to the photographer:
"Bet I can hold my breath for 5 whole minutes!"
Johnny at 45 seconds:
"Bet I can hold my breath for 5 whole minutes!"
Johnny at 45 seconds:
Learning Mickey Rooney auditioned to play Marcus in Bad Santa but wasn't cast bc he refused to cuss in front of ladies present
I guess a notorious letch who shamelessly appropriates for a living has gotta draw a line somewhere??
I guess a notorious letch who shamelessly appropriates for a living has gotta draw a line somewhere??
a woman in a pink sweater is sitting in a kitchen
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Learning Mickey Rooney auditioned to play Marcus in Bad Santa but wasn't cast bc he refused to cuss in front of ladies present
I guess a notorious letch who shamelessly appropriates for a living has gotta draw a line somewhere??
I guess a notorious letch who shamelessly appropriates for a living has gotta draw a line somewhere??
How your email found me
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
How your email found me
Tis the season to shudder and breathe a sigh of relief I no longer know anyone who's obsessed with going to SantaCon
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tis the season to shudder and breathe a sigh of relief I no longer know anyone who's obsessed with going to SantaCon
Watching Batman Returns last night (because it's a holiday movie), I was cracking up remembering how much fun we had on the podcast with this.
One of my favorites, give it a listen if you want some unhinged hilarity
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
One of my favorites, give it a listen if you want some unhinged hilarity
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Batman Returns (1992):
Podcast Episode · Doom Generation · 12/18/2021 · 1h 13m
podcasts.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Watching Batman Returns last night (because it's a holiday movie), I was cracking up remembering how much fun we had on the podcast with this.
One of my favorites, give it a listen if you want some unhinged hilarity
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
One of my favorites, give it a listen if you want some unhinged hilarity
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
Cueing up a new podcast episode:
🤞"Please don't be in front of a live audience! Please don't be in front of a live audience!"🤞
🤞"Please don't be in front of a live audience! Please don't be in front of a live audience!"🤞
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Cueing up a new podcast episode:
🤞"Please don't be in front of a live audience! Please don't be in front of a live audience!"🤞
🤞"Please don't be in front of a live audience! Please don't be in front of a live audience!"🤞
If you've never seen Big Lebowski why not watch it though silly osmosis?
And if you have seen it but have zero recollection (like me) it's a real fun refresher!
And if you have seen it but have zero recollection (like me) it's a real fun refresher!
It's a new month and it's time for the dudes to dude down for Dudecember! Nicole tells a story about a boy named Sasha who dodged a bullet, Tessa tells a story about trying to keep it together in a mortuary and a doc that jorks yer peanitz because he's THURRUH, make way for The Big Lebowski!
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you've never seen Big Lebowski why not watch it though silly osmosis?
And if you have seen it but have zero recollection (like me) it's a real fun refresher!
And if you have seen it but have zero recollection (like me) it's a real fun refresher!