Shinplaster
shinplaster.bsky.social
Shinplaster
@shinplaster.bsky.social
24, M, he/him
Enjoyer of Kekkai Sensen, Arknights, Xenoblade, and [Fourth Thing Here]

Will private accounts ever be a thing? Who knows. Until then, here I am, to post my nonsense. If you know me from somewhere else, no you don't. Not in public, at least.
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Chain Sumeragi!!! one of the winners of the character poll
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Tiny Tachyon
#umamusume
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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おサイレンス🦉
#アークナイツ
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
They should make weeks eight days long. Five days of work, three days of weekend.
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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day 17 chain
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This milkshake I had a while back looks like it had someone’s soul in it. Like you can sort of see a guy in it…

It was huckleberry. Quite tasty.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A DQ7 remake, huh...
Hope they make Alltrades Abbey less hellish. And/or don't take an hour before the first fight in the game.

I didn't watch the direct so I have no clue what they showed, but I heard about it from people and servers. So maybe...
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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お題箱よりサイレンス
April 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It begins as thus!!

Godzilla emerges from Tokyo Bay. Within hours, the city is damaged beyond repair, and Godzilla returns to the sea and heads west, as a world watches in horror.

All too soon, it emerges on the shores of the West Coast. Washington trembles as the King of Monsters burns a path to
Once again thinking of my billion dollar idea of Paul Bunyan vs Godzilla…

I will elaborate more after I get off work in 7 hours or so. For the three or so people who I know for sure are real.
July 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Once again thinking of my billion dollar idea of Paul Bunyan vs Godzilla…

I will elaborate more after I get off work in 7 hours or so. For the three or so people who I know for sure are real.
July 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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apparently it's #portfolioday but it's also my BIRTHDAY so you're contractually obliged to read my webcomic (it's about mysteries and gay monster women) and tell all your friends about it (please please please)
July 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Once again thinking about one of my favorite cryptids... Gumberoo...

I think, if it was a pokemon, it's typing would be Grass-Steel. It's weakness is fire, which causes it to Explode. But it can shrug off arrows and axe wounds. Also it was supposedly first made up by lumberjacks, so. Trees.
June 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ve been playing a lot of XBCX lately. And I have had an Experience.

Me before getting a Skell: Yeah, I don’t think I need a Skell that badly? It’s a giant robot, which is cool, but I can get around fine.

Me after getting a Skell: I am never using my legs again.
June 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On the one hand, I don’t want to go to work. I want to stay home and play Xenoblade.

On the other hand, I get paid this week, and I enjoy money. So I should go to work, and endure the agony… for Xenoblade…
June 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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You may be struggling today, but one day soon things will be better. Some days are just struggly. Ups and downs are part of the deal
June 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How is Pizza Hut sending me emails from the future.

Earlier this morning I got an email sent at 10:13 AM, 6/7/25.
It's 9:08 AM where I am. I got an email sent an hour from now, but I got it like half an hour ago.
June 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why are Entei, Suicune, and Raikou sometimes called the 'Legendary Dogs'.
They all look like big cats to me.

...I swear I've seen/heard people call them that, at least...
May 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
top 10 rappers eminem is too afraid to diss
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shoutout to that time Chain admitted she tried to steal the means to launch nukes
May 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have built a new bed frame
Go me...
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*duke nukem voice* If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t I happier
May 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“The only winning move is not to play-“ Proof that the computer from Wargames never heard of bribing and threatening your opponent
May 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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おサイレンスとドローン
March 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM